Dragonmount: A Wheel of Time Community

Recent Comments


The Lighter Side of the Taint: 'Tis the Seasoning


Posted by Ireond on Dec 12 2012 04:00 AM under in Humor Blog

Shayol Ghul Dock Side Restaurant


Winter Raids Holiday Feast


Appetizers


Choice of


Seanchan Dumplings

Choice pieces of To'raken steamed in a sweet bread shell.


or


Twice Baked Warder Skins

These pesky troublemakers couldn't save their skins, so enjoy them with a hot cheese and bacon filling.


Soup and Salad


Choice of


Wolf Bone Soup

A slow cooked and heavily seasoned stock of Wolf Bones, served with a dollop of cream and crackers.


or


Cream of Vegetable Soup

For our non-Trolloc visitors, something that won't remind you of what will happen should you fail the Great Dark Lord.


either will be served with

a Blightberg Lettuce Salad with Tremalking Island Dressing

A delicious collection of local non-deadly vegetables from the Blight, tossed with tangy Tremalking Dressing.


Entree


Choice of


Surf and Turf

A slab of farmer with a slab of Sea Folk, cooked to order and lightly seasoned.


or


Farmer's House Potluck Surprise

Cow, sheep, horse, all meats and vegetables from the farm thrown into a pot and cooked to perfection. A local favorite.


Dessert


Lady Fingers and rich Seanchan Kaf

Guaranteed Noble, Our Lady Fingers are fried and covered in chocolate, then served with a steaming cup of Seanchan Kaf.

  • You cannot edit this news item
Share this article:
* * * * -
Rate this article:
Posted by Ireond on Dec 12 2012 04:00 AM under in Humor Blog

6 Comments

Hah! Love it. Especially the surf and turf! Good job, Chef!

Where's the mother's milk in a cup?

Love the surf and turf too :)
"Twice Baked Warder Skins," cause everything is better with bacon!

I'll have the Seanchan Dumplings.

 

ill have the cream of vegetable soup(Must get away from the dark lord)

 



Register or Login to comment!