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Gleeman's Tales: Shayol Wonderland


Posted by minnielikes on Dec 17 2014 04:00 AM under in Humor Blog

For our special holiday edition of Gleeman's Tales, I bring to you a delightfully morbid rendition of Winter Wonderland, written by Semirhage and Ishamael:

Shayol WonderLand
By Ishamael and Semirhage
From the POV of/Sang by Aginor to Aran'gar

Victims scream
Are you listening
In the lane
Blood is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight
Walking in a Shayol wonderland

Gone away, is the dove
Here to stay, a Draghkar above
He  croons a love song,
As we go along
Walking in a Shayol wonderland

In the meadow we can find a Greenman
And pretend that he is a functioning Nym
He'll say did you wish to see me
We'll say No Man
But you'll give us the Eye of the World
When you're down

Later on
We'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid
The plans that we've made
Walking in a Shayol wonderland

In the meadow we can find a Greenman
And how we'll laugh as we tear him down
We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Greenman
Until the other Chosen come around

When blood flows
Ain't it thrilling
And those screams, are so chilling
With Trollocs we play, the Aginor way
Just walking in a Shayol wonderland

A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walking in a Shayol wonderland

 

Happy Holidays everyone! The Light illumine you!

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Posted by minnielikes on Dec 17 2014 04:00 AM under in Humor Blog

1 Comments

Brilliant. Very funny.



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