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Gleeman's Tales: Incorrect Quotes


Posted by minnielikes on Dec 03 2014 04:00 AM under in Humor Blog

Today's funny feature is brought to you by the blog incorrect-wot-quotes, which combines quotes from various media and applies it to corresponding events or characters in the Wheel of Time.

First, a couple Game of Thrones crossovers:
 

"I am the blood of the Dragon."
-One of Rand’s kids, probably

 

"When you play Daes Dae’mar, you win or you die."
-A saying in Cairhien

 

"A Trakand always pays her debts."
-Elayne Trakand

 

For anyone who is a fan of the NBC show Parks and Recreation:
 

"Nynaeve is the best, but she’s 25. When Nynaeve was born I was already a Warder, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don’t know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed her."
-Lan

 

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
 

"Towards the end of the Second Age, the Bore was drilled. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
-Any Third Age historian

Of course, some Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit:
 

"It’s mine! My own! My Preciousssss!"
-Padan Fain

 

"An Aes Sedai is never late, nor is she early. She arrives precisely when she means to."
 
-Moiraine, probably

 

"In a hole in the Pattern there lived the Great Lord of the Dark. Not a nasty, dirty hole— In fact, it was not a hole in any physical sense of the word, but considering the limitations of your minds I’m making do."
-If The Hobbit had been written by Ishamael

 

And a few random ones that I just had to include:
 

"Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn."
-Lews Therin, to Lanfear

 

"Call me Ishamael."
-Ishamael (x)

 

"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!"
-Ishamael, at the end of any of the first three books

 

"I’m sick of these motherlovin’ Black Ajah in my motherlovin’ White Tower!"
-Egwene

 

That's all for now! Again, all of these quotes are from the blog incorrect-wot-quote. I hope you've enjoyed; Happy Holidays!

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Posted by minnielikes on Dec 03 2014 04:00 AM under in Humor Blog

4 Comments

At one point in book 10, Elayne actually says "I always pay my debts." There is no way that wasn't a GoT reference considering Jordan and Martin were friends.

Lol, yes!

Here's one of my own.

The Breakfast club

 

Nynaeve:"What if your Home....What if your Family....what if your tabac was on fire?"

Mat: That's impossible, it's in Talmanes' smallclothes."

"If The Hobbit had been written by Ishamael" - LOL!



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