[Basic]What's the theme? - ad lib mafia

[Sooh]

That's a lynch!

 

AJ (2): Dice, Darthe

 

Dice (3): Eldrick, Verbal, AJ

 

Eldrick (1): Niniel

 

Not voting (1): Ironeyes,  

 

 

Please no more talking before the writeup!

[Sooh]

Dice: Before u begin. I hav a request.

 

Host: Go on... I'm listening.

 

Dice: Pls don't even try to write about WoT. U haven't even read the books yet. Speaking of... when's that ever going to happen?

 

Host: *shrugs* I don't know. Since you clearly don't want me to follow the idea I had for you though, perhaps you have another suggestion for this writeup?

 

Dice: KISS

 

Host: Pardon?

 

Dice: KISS, Keep It Simple, Stupid.

 

Host: And what do you mean by that?

 

Dice: Name of the game is mafia, rite? U write about that, and it'll be great I reckon.

 

Host: Fine. I'll give you mafia.

 

*clears throat*

 

Host: It was early morning. Dice knocked up in his bed and decided to take a walk. He put on his thongs and strolled out. Then he realized he had forgotten to have his brekky, so he went to Maccas to get some tucker. The place was going off, so it took some time for him to get served. As soon as he had heaps of fries he walked back outside to go sit in the shade. Some bloke bumped into him though, and Dice got mad as a meat-axe. He shouldn't have done that though. Turns out the bloke was a member of the well known Outback-mafia, and he got mad as a cut snake over this rude, thong-wearing swagman. One look at his posse, and Dice was quickly being taken out into the bush to be dealt with.

 

Dice: Crikey, u... just... don't ever do that again!

 

 

Dice was lynched. He was Vanilla Town.

 

 

Night ends in:

 

[dicetosser1]

lol @sooh

 

but FTR  i prefer bare feet or reefer sandals....

[Sooh]

lol @sooh

 

but FTR  i prefer bare feet or reefer sandals....

Host: Sssshhhh You're dead!

[Eldrick4221]

GAH!

 

I was so sure there too.

 

Opened the spoiler going "please be scum. please be scum. please be scum."

 

We're gonna be at lylo now. I'm likely dead because of my push on him. And I'm gonna lose it for town.

[Eldrick4221]

Also....

 

*goes to read WoT*

 

Thanks for the reminder.

[Andrej]

Yeah that's pretty much curtains

[Andrej]

Sorry Town :(

[Eldrick4221]

I also didn't hate either of your votes. If either of you are scum, you are doing a good job.

 

I'm gunning for Darthe tomorrow, for better or worse. If I'm wrong there too, I already lost.

[Darthe]

Eldrick, if you're town, don't be a moron please.  The least I can ask is for you to reread this shit and get your head right.  You've seen me as town maybe twice beyond this game, so I know that you don't really that wolf me does a good job of faking it, but you need to get that.  

 

Likewise for the rest of you.  Don't throw this shit because you're apathetic, or lazy, or think it doesn't make you accountable.  We are in a bad spot, but I am not the target you're trying to hit.

[Eldrick4221]

I'm just ready for this game to be over. Being a driving force behind 3 mislynches put a serious drain on my WiM.

 

I'm voting Darthe tomorrow. If it isn't him, I'm not figuring it out. I clearly suck at solving this game.

 

If he's town, scum can pile on and win. If he doesn't immediately die, that should tell you something.

[Eldrick4221]

Eldrick, if you're town, don't be a moron please.  The least I can ask is for you to reread this shit and get your head right.  You've seen me as town maybe twice beyond this game, so I know that you don't really that wolf me does a good job of faking it, but you need to get that.  

 

Likewise for the rest of you.  Don't throw this shit because you're apathetic, or lazy, or think it doesn't make you accountable.  We are in a bad spot, but I am not the target you're trying to hit.

If it's not you or me, who the [censored] is it?

[Eldrick4221]

I know full well that you are good at being scum. I have no idea what you're trying to say there.

[Andrej]

I'll be voting Nini most likely.

 

Too safe. Too clean

[Eldrick4221]

I was certain it was dice. After he flipped town, it threw a wrench into everything.

[Eldrick4221]

I'll be voting Nini most likely.

Too safe. Too clean

Wasn't that verb's reason for mrsclov?

[Eldrick4221]

@Sooh

 

Are lylo votes locked?

[Darthe]

 

Eldrick, if you're town, don't be a moron please.  The least I can ask is for you to reread this shit and get your head right.  You've seen me as town maybe twice beyond this game, so I know that you don't really that wolf me does a good job of faking it, but you need to get that.  

 

Likewise for the rest of you.  Don't throw this shit because you're apathetic, or lazy, or think it doesn't make you accountable.  We are in a bad spot, but I am not the target you're trying to hit.

If it's not you or me, who the [censored] is it?

 

AJ FFS DID YOU ACTUALLY READ HIS PUSH ON ME TODAY??  HE OBV DOESNT WANNA LYNCH NIN TOMORROW AFTER CALLING ME A WOLF ALL DAY, WHY WOULD HE SPLIT THE TOWN UP IF HE THOUGHT YOU WERE TOWN?  THATS NOT HARD TO FOLLOW

[Andrej]

Who is my partner then Darthe

[Darthe]

I know full well that you are good at being scum. I have no idea what you're trying to say there.

I'm saying you clearly don't know my town game, or get that they're fairly similar.  Pay attention to the ~8-10 people at the beginning of the game who have played with me for years who all said my claim was townie.  You said it was wolfy and never got off that.  It wasn't, you just don't know me and either thought it'd be a good scapegoat for you to lynch, or you didn't think to listen to the mass consensus that has history to back up saying its null for Darthe.

[Darthe]

Who is my partner then Darthe

I don't care rn.  I care that you are always a wolf here, and I can do something about it.

[Eldrick4221]

Your point about him being willing to split town vote is a very good one. I will take him into consideration.

[Eldrick4221]

It wasn't a "we should go for nin instead"

 

It was "you're going for darthe? Well I'm going for nin."

[Darthe]

Just actually read and say "does this make sense if Darthe is town?".  If it doesn't, ask about it.  If you don't like my answers or others don't then at least there was an attempt.  

Maybe that'll at least help someone here.

[Andrej]

Yeah yeah. Once again you disappear for the most crucial part of the phase and then magically reappear when it's all said and done to ridicule some more.

 

I'm over it. Gg scum