IN THE GAME OF JOTS YOU WIN OR YOU DIE!!!!

[Guest]

Background

 

So Zander is overall known as the Jak o' the Shadows (JotS) - spammer.

To those of you who didn't know...

       Zander is the JotS - spammer.

 

This caused the Band to instate the Zander rule - so there's a limit to how many points you can get per month for JotS verses.

After some trivial attempts by other band members to stop him *cough cough* Zander finally posted again.

 

In my opinion, his verses were over the top and overconfident.

I would not stand for this... and the battle started.

 

 

From Zander:

 

Yes, we decided to have a fun challenge with JotS,

Kinda like a rap battle.

ZANDER WAS 100% CERTAIN HE COULD NEVER BE BEATEN!!!!

 

 

(Apparently,) I felt like Zander certainly needed a bitter piece of humble pie!!!!

 

 

 

VOTE / POLL

 

1) Do you read JotS verses? 

2) Were you entertained by the BATTLE verses?

3) Whose verses were the most entertaining/fun to read?

 

 

Links & Quotes:

{1} Original post by Zander

The master of Jots now returns

To hear his epic words your soul yearns

If you think you can top me, you'll soon learn

I taught Jots to Jak o The Shadows

 

Absorb my words my epic rhymes

To not charge for these should be a crime

I Am the Greatest of All Time

I GOAT with Jak o The Shadows

 

So here we are its another day

Come on fellow Banders its time to play

Come and try this dont run away

We must defeat Jak o The Shadows

 

So here i write my my majestic verses

Haters will utter their jealous curses

But there's time for your rehearsals

I own noobs with Jak o The Shadows

 

 

*DROPS MIC*

 

{2} First post by Besie

*gasps*

How that one wishes he could be
Slightly as good as little ol' me
At least he's trying, I can see,
Offended, is, Jak o' the Shadows

These JotS verses will lead the way;
Perhaps even take you halfway!
You might have been good back in the day...
Timeless, is, Jak o' the Shadows

A challenge I issue to you
To write JotS verses as is due
Let's start with this hullabaloo
Entertained, will be, Jak o' the Shadows

This treatchery, JotS will not stand
Insulted, he is, understand?
Do not leave this mission unmanned
Waiting, is, Jak o' the Shadows

 

{3} Second post by Zander

You issue this challenge and call me out

Of my epic response there is zero doubt

Imma about to complete this hardcore rout

I won the title from Jak O The Shadows

 

Im sitting pretty on top of my throne

The GOAT wordsmith skills I own

Imma teach you all your chance is blown

I am the master of Jak o The Shdaows

 

I look at you and say come at me bro

You cant stop my majestic Jots flow

I here to let all challengers know

I am Jak of The Shadows

 

Its time i made you all my lunch

And soon you will feel the crunch

Thus your pride will hurt a bunch

When you lose to Jak O The Shadows.

 

 

 

{4} Second post by Besie

Champion of JotS, I am afraid
You're part of quite the masquerade
At least it's not the cavalcade...
You're dancing with Jak o' the Shadows

When will you lose this mask of yours?
You'll go on till you're voice is hoarse
Think you stand a chance on this course?
"DILUSIONAL!", says Jak o' the Shadows

× × ×

I got up ready to conquer,
to dethrone my dear impostor
The minion seems to be bonkers
He wants to dance with Jak o' the Shadows

So I devised a secret plan
To go fetch the dear old man
Step one is simply to be bland
"You're asking for Jak o' the Shadows"

 

{5} Third post by Zander

You can devise your best plan

But soon you'll realize im DA MAN

Try and keep up if you think you can

Im dropping rhymes with Jak o The Shadows

 

Now listen to me sweet young lady

Ive got more championships then Tom Brady

To think you can beat me is just plain crazy

GOAT's gonna GOAT with Jak o The Shadows

 

I think it time to understand my you

Im hotter then fireballs from Ryu

Its like thinking Auron would lose to Rikku

im taking over from Jak o the Shadows

 

So in closing let me just say one more thing

Its about a lot more then the glitz and the bling

Its all about what I love and thats winning

i defeat everyone at Jak o The Shadows

 

{6} Third post by Besie

Well,  that was 'pletely terrible
Your attemps are hysterical
For you, hope is chimerical
You're trying this Jak o' the Shadows

Your claim's incomprehensible
Seems your claim is ostensible
Your claim is reprehensible
Its going down with Jak o' the Shadows

You are not irriversible
And even less indelible
Perhaps a bit irrepressible...
You're going down with Jak o' the Shadows

In taking down this spectacle
I will be unforgettable
Believe it, I'm incredible
Smiling with Jak o' the Shadows

 

{7} Fourth post by Zander

OK thats enough of your depravity

My words transcends gravity

Hope youre ready to suffer this calamity

I lunch Jak o The Shadows

 

 

Everything I say is just pure gold

Mines the Greatest story ever told

Watch this beat down continue to unfold

I drop Jak o The Shadows

 

The Greyjoys say what is dead can never die

To win this battle i barely have to even try

All thats left for my opponents to do is cry

Im sustained by the tears of Jak o The Shadows

 

So you can try and step up to the plate

Futilely trying to win this wordsmith debate

Know that you are good but i am beyond great

I drop the mic on Jak o The Shaodws

 

 

{8} Fourth post by Besie

You are mistaken, little scon(-e)
You'll see what you're missing out on
My little one is woebegone!
You'll see, little Jak o' the Shadows

It seems that you are disincline;
Even though your first three does rhyme,
Should have eight syllables per line
Technical with Jak o' the Shadows

Perhaps you should try and rewrite
But even then your chance is slight
My scone will be sad, in hindsight
You're losing to Jak o' the Shadows

Don't worry, that's why you have me
I'll simply take the throne from thee
Run 'long home, to reality
I'm queen of Jak o' the Shadows

 

{9} Fifth post by Zander

All right, long enough you stayed in this game

Im an evil genius, my rhymes and words insane

Ive only got the sweet thought of victory on the brain

im beyond the comprehension of Jak o The Shaodws

 

And you'll know one thing before this battle is through

That Im the champ, the GOAT, the king of kings my you

Lunching wolves and owning noobs is just what I do

I take to school, Jak o The Shaodws

 

So come one and come all to hear how this goes

Im dropping my words and speaking the truth as you know

Id like to welcome you all to the Zander GOAT show

I teach awesomeness to Jak o The Shaodws

 

So in closing ill write the ending like this

My rhymes my words arent ever a miss

And i always rest easy knowing this bliss

Im the GOAT and to heck with Jak o The Shadows

 

{10} Fifth post by Besie

I see about syllables I was wrong
But this won't help you very long
In fact, you've helped me go along
Gaining advantage over Jak o' the Shadows

I guess I should thank the old man there
But first I must throw him from the chair
Unless he's already fallen off in despair
Since he's losing to Jak o' the Shadows

Of course we may choose to compromise
To both laugh JotS to his demise
In which case we'll become allies
Frowning, is Jak o' the Shadows

 

{11} Sixth post by Zander

There can be no pacts between lions and men

But for you of course ill make an exception

Jak feared this day would come from his inception

I join forces with the my jy to defeat Jak o The Shadows

 

So from this day forth we will join hands

To rule over Jak and the entire Band

Were the most feared force in all the land

They all cower with Jak o The Shadows

 

This reign of greatness will see NO end

They will try and act brave but its all pretend

And to our will ALL will soon bend

We watch the fall of Jak o The Shadows

 

The irresistible force teams with the unmovable object

They will all soon bow as our loyal subjects

Cause none can match our vast intellect

We now rest on the throne of Jak o The Shadows

 

{12} Sixth post by Besie

We'll rule and conquer and be obscene
A pair like this has never been seen
With an old man, and me the queen
We take charge of Jak o' the Shadows

Never again will fear strike the hearts
of any of the band's counterparts
We'll keep then safe by fits and starts
Some fun for Jak o' the Shadows

Laughter and beer is our delight
It will prepare us for every fight
We will stand by this, alright
Down! With Jak o' the Shadows!

 

{13} Last post by Zander (for now...)

My gentle young lady is just oh soooo sweet

She wants to help the world, I want it at my feet

Just know any uprising will only taste defeat

I show no mercy to Jak o The Shadows

 

So let them all come celebrate this and cheer

Play the music loud and let flow the beer

And let everyone know the Champs are here

We gloat over Jak o The Shadows

 

We'll sing and dance and enjoy it our way

Let any who dares come out and play

This is just how GOAT's celebrate each day

We dance on Jak o The Shadows grave

 

 

PS. Thread title courtesy of Zander.

[Guest]

VOTE / POLL RESULTS

 

1) Do you read JotS verses? 

           Yes: 6 votes (83%)

           No: 1 votes (17%)

 

2) Were you entertained by the BATTLE verses?

           Yes: 7 votes (100%)

           No: 0 votes (0%)

 

3) Whose verses were the most entertaining/fun to read?

           Zander: 2 votes (33%)

           Besie: 4 votes (67%)

           ... and one for Jak o' the Shadows (wolfy, imo)

[Zander?]

Come on dear subjects frands and vote for me

You know the truth shall set you free

So drop that vote  on your King homie, Big Z

We watch Zander replace Jak o The Shadows

[Guest]

Bahaha.

 

*hugs Z*

This one is mine. Muahaha!

[Ahmyra al'Ruley]

1) No

2) sure?

3) Besie

[Zander?]

1) No

2) sure?

3) Besie

 

 

TREACHERY!!!!!!  

[Guest]

Hi Myra! I liked Dar's one now!

[Doselan]

1)  Yep!

2)  Definitely!

 

As for #3, I liked them both so much because Zander had a very "in your face" style, but so did Besie, if only a little less so... BUT Besie had the benefit of tossing some crazy vocab in the mix.  Gotta go to...

 

3)  Besie

[Guest]

Ahahaha Dos

 

Run before you're kept in the Band forever...

[Zander?]

1)  Yep!

2)  Definitely!

 

As for #3, I liked them both so much because Zander had a very "in your face" style, but so did Besie, if only a little less so... BUT Besie had the benefit of tossing some crazy vocab in the mix.  Gotta go to...

 

3)  Besie

 

 

lolololololol....who knew???

 

THERE IS MOST CERTAINLY A CONSPIRACY GOING ON HERE BESIE........

[Thane Vakarian]

1) Do you read JotS verses?  YES

2) Were you entertained by the BATTLE verses? Seemed messy, so yes

3) Whose verses were the most entertaining/fun to read? Besie's

[Guest]

Maybe, Z... Maybe... *giggles*

 

Ahahah, they were definitely messy, brother... 

[Zander?]

OK PUMP THE BRAKES HERE!!!!

 

 

WHAT IS SHE PAYING YOU TO VOTE FOR HER??!!!

 

 

(lmk, i will double it)

[Zander?]

[Guest]

1) Do you read JotS verses? Yes.

2) Were you entertained by the BATTLE verses? Yes

3) Whose verses were the most entertaining/fun to read? Am I allowed to vote here? If so, Zander! ♥

[Zander?]

 

1) Do you read JotS verses? Yes.

2) Were you entertained by the BATTLE verses? Yes

3) Whose verses were the most entertaining/fun to read? Am I allowed to vote here? If so, Zander! ♥

 

 

Pity Vote FTW!!!!

 

 

lololololol

[Guest]

 

 

1) Do you read JotS verses? Yes.

2) Were you entertained by the BATTLE verses? Yes

3) Whose verses were the most entertaining/fun to read? Am I allowed to vote here? If so, Zander! ♥

 

 

Pity Vote FTW!!!!

 

 

lololololol

 

 

Never!

[Zander?]

1) Do you read JotS verses?

 

what are JoTS?
         

2) Were you entertained by the BATTLE verses?

 

       
3) Whose verses were the most entertaining/fun to read?

 

BESIE OBV GOAT LDO!!!!!

[Guest]

I'm taking that as... yes,  and yes.

[Zander?]

I'm taking that as... yes,  and yes.

 

 

....yes ma'am

[dicetosser1]

headdesk

 

 

SERIOUSLY!!!????

 

1) Do you read JotS verses?  YES   and i know how to write them too.

 

 

2) Were you entertained by the BATTLE verses? yes

 

 

 

Right first off  BOTH of you screwed them up. Too many syllables, made up words cutting letters off words to make the rhyme or syllables, and poor grammar.

 

But the idea is fun and it WAS enjoyable

 

 

 

3) Whose verses were the most entertaining/fun to read?  I declare the winner to be.......does anyone actually EXPECT me to name zander here? cause if so.... your crazier then he is.....

 

The winner is

 

Jak O' The Shadows!!!!!
 

[Sooh]

1: Yes

 

2: Yes

 

3: Zander

[Zander?]

 

headdesk

 

 

SERIOUSLY!!!????

 

1) Do you read JotS verses?  YES   and i know how to write them too.

 

 

2) Were you entertained by the BATTLE verses? yes

 

 

 

Right first off  BOTH of you screwed them up. Too many syllables, made up words cutting letters off words to make the rhyme or syllables, and poor grammar.

 

But the idea is fun and it WAS enjoyable

 

 

 

3) Whose verses were the most entertaining/fun to read?  I declare the winner to be.......does anyone actually EXPECT me to name zander here? cause if so.... your crazier then he is.....

 

The winner is

 

Jak O' The Shadows!!!!!

 

 

 

obv vote for as I AM Jack o The Shadows imo!!!!!

 

 

lolololololololol

 

1: Yes

 

2: Yes

 

3: Zander

 

 

another PITY VOTE FTW!!!!!

[dicetosser1]

I might vote for you except for the following reasons

 

A)  you got it wrong

 

B) I had to get the Zander rule made

 

C) you are not a Cav

[Guest]

Ahahah

 

Updated to here!

 

Would you guys want to participate in or observe more JotS battles?