Welcome Zander to the lair of taintedness...

[Talya]

Welcome Zander to your own special thread...

 

Here are some tainted Brownies to get you started

 

 

What dragged you away from the delights of the Infantry?

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Welcome Zander  

 

Has teh brownies plz!

 

[Talya]

Now those aare great Brownies....*pinches one whilst Rey turns his back*

 

mmmmmhmhmm

[Leyrann]

Welcome Zander!

[Niniel]

For some reason, I thought that you were already a member. Lol

 

Oh. Maybe I can see the future!

 

Welcome to the crazy tower.

[Talya]

Oh Tina...can you tell me thee lotto tickets for Saturday please

[Shadar Alantin]

Welcome Zander. (Thought he was a member also).

 

(*insert witty cleaver and original content here*)

[Niniel]

Oh Tina...can you tell me thee lotto tickets for Saturday please

I forsee... numbers. *nods* Probably at least one 3. :D

 

I think it's like with Elaida, it comes and goes.

[Talya]

And I would have bought evryone free tainted brownies for a year...*sighs*

[Zander?]

TY Kindly!!!

 

Talya said something about Taint drinks....sign me up for...all of it!!!!

 

see the future eh....will i go good or bad.....????

[Talya]

*Hands Zander a tainted drink*

 

You'll go good in a bad way, or  bad in a good way...

[Zander?]

*accepts drink ummm tastes evily...can i have 10 more please!!!*

 

[Talya]

The more you have the smaller Darthe Varder looks...

 

*Gives Zander a keg* Alls fair now...

[Zander?]

thank you

 

*opens keg and proceds to drink it all*

 

starts morphing

 

 

 

Good to go!!

[Sooh]

ok I for one don't wonder why you all think he was a member when he wasn't.. I mean.. EVERYTHING so far says that he needs to be here...

 

Welcome home, Zander.... Welcome home...

[Shadar Alantin]

That reminds me the tavern needs a restock.

[Sooh]

That reminds me the tavern needs a restock.

Goooooooooooooooood point...

 

Better get me some too

[Zander?]

*parks his mobile home esc death star*

 

 

 

That reminds me the tavern needs a restock.

Goooooooooooooooood point...

 

Better get me some too

 

Me too please!!!

[Nikonis]

Welcome Zander,

 

If it's tainted drinks you're after then let me open a gateway to the Tainted Tavern and get you some...

** Opens small gateway and reaches through to pull out a sample platter with several drinks **

 

Lets start you off with something to boost those taint levels, LIQUID TAINT!!!

[Nikonis]

Then we'll keep the taint levels rising with some tainted shots

[Nikonis]

After that you can enjoy a Flaming Asha'man or two

[Zander?]

Welcome Zander,

 

If it's tainted drinks you're after then let me open a gateway to the Tainted Tavern and get you some...

** Opens small gateway and reaches through to pull out a sample platter with several drinks **

 

Lets start you off with something to boost those taint levels, LIQUID TAINT!!!

you sir are a good man!!!

 

 

Then we'll keep the taint levels rising with some tainted shots

yes more yes yes yes!!!

[Nikonis]

Then relax with a Madmans Martini

[Nikonis]

And finally calm down, or boost those caffine levels, with some Black Tower coffee... sure to get the voices a talkin'!

[Zander?]

*finishes it all*

 

i feel like i could destroy the world!!!

 

*attempts worlds destruction*