Pooped in a bathtub

[Reyoru]

 

No. A million times no. And again, no. Never, not ever, not even now. Two words: poop soup.

 

Hot shower. A steady flow of fresh hot water and a drain to flush away the biological matter is key here. You are free to evacuate yourself in a bathtub. I, however, will choose the civilized route and settle for a long afternoon in the car wash.

 

Car wash... it's genius.

 

Next time I'm plastered in poop, I'll remember that.

[Panchi]

So, you admit that you pooped and plastered yourself with poop?

[Reyoru]

Negative. Just researching in case it happens in the future.

[Panchi]

So...you hope it happens in future?

[Reyoru]

There is no greater ambition of mine.

[Wren of the Brown]

Aaand I'm out.

[Reyoru]

Aaand I'm out.

 

You know you've done a good job with a thread when you've freaked Hiarthbeorn out.

 

*drops the mic and walks off-stage*

[Wren of the Brown]

I am abiding by the PG13 rule and quitting while I'm ahead. -.-

[Panchi]

Thank you for quitting before you both make me kick you both out

[Wren of the Brown]

We all lose if we try to win.

[Panchi]

 

*tries to suppress urge to quote something from Merchant of Venice*

[Niniel]

 

Is it just me or is this thread just too odd... Even for the Black Tower???

Have a brownie. They came from Rey's bathtub.

 

 

 

[Verbal32]

 

No. A million times no. And again, no. Never, not ever, not even now. Two words: poop soup.

 

Hot shower. A steady flow of fresh hot water and a drain to flush away the biological matter is key here. You are free to evacuate yourself in a bathtub. I, however, will choose the civilized route and settle for a long afternoon in the car wash.

 

Car wash... it's genius.

 

Next time I'm plastered in poop, I'll remember that.

 

 

This implies there was a first time......

[Leelou]

 

 

No. A million times no. And again, no. Never, not ever, not even now. Two words: poop soup.

 

Hot shower. A steady flow of fresh hot water and a drain to flush away the biological matter is key here. You are free to evacuate yourself in a bathtub. I, however, will choose the civilized route and settle for a long afternoon in the car wash.

 

Car wash... it's genius.

 

Next time I'm plastered in poop, I'll remember that.

 

 

This implies there was a first time......

 

 

With Rey, it's totally possible. 

[ConQuest]

Just curious, does it have to be your own poop to participate?

[Verbal32]

And I'm out....

[Reyoru]

There was no first time.

 

It's a continuous process.

[Panchi]

Just when I think this thread can't get worse, it does get much worse

[ConQuest]

Look, I've got three girls, I was in the tub making sure that they didnt get their heads under the water. I was picking my 3mo up to hand her to my wife and we had a blowout... Two inches from my face... Yeah. Being a parent is awesome.

[Panchi]