RTE's 15 Life Goals

[ReleaseTheEvil]

1. Own a slush machine

 

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2. Go on an African Safari

 

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3. Have a picture of Chae wearing this.

 

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4. See Conquer the pyramids

 

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5. Make money using the taint

 

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6. Have ALL OF THE BROWNIES

 

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7. Win every Mafia game

 

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8. Wield Saidin and Saidar 

 

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9. Make Tsuki my minion - Forever.

 

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10. Have all the poutine that I want.

 

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11. Receive an honorary degree

 

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12. Become a professor wizard

 

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13. Master the elements

 

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14. Continue to have badass dogs in my life

 

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15. Rule the world. Obviously.

 

[Leyrann]

Good luck.

 

My bet: You won't manage all of them. Not in this universe, not in another.

[Niniel]

An impressive list. So are you currently saving money to get a slush machine? 

[ReleaseTheEvil]

No. I figure given my other goals and successes in life I'll be able to afford one?  

[Leyrann]

Well, go ahead and buy it.

[Panchi]

9. Make Tsuki my minion - Forever.

 

 

I thought this one was already achieved