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[Standard] Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia, Mafia Sweep

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A gardener told me some plants move,

But I could not believe it...

 

Cory unhappily opens his eyes, smacks at his iPhone several times until he hits that stupid square button, then smacks at the screen until it goes into snooze. Some people had set morning routines; they woke up, ate breakfast, maybe went for a jog or read the newspaper, watched whatever morning program was on NBC at 7 AM. This was Cory's routine.

 

A gardener told me some plants move,

But I could not believe it...

 

The iPhone gets the Ray Rice treatment yet again.

 

Cory, at this point too alert to fall back into light sleep, goes through the mini-depression that is Monday morning. Is this really how adults function? Shouldn't I be jumping out of bed at 6:30 and running a mile and eating oatmeal and whistling into work?

 

All that worrying only made him more tired, and he finally started to lull back into a soft sle-

 

A gardener told me some plants move,

But I could n...

 

[Note to public: Do not actually throw an iPhone against a wall, they are fragile little things. No iPhones were harmed in the making of this Mafia game]

 

"Good morning, world."

 

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Cory had just finished shaving when the scale caught the corner of his eye. He hadn't been paying too much attention to his health recently; long work hours and a cold and long winter had taken precedence, but the damage couldn't be too bad, right? He still worked out when he could, he didn't eat terribly, maybe a cheat day here and there...

 

He took a step on the scale.

 

224.

 

"What?"

 

The moment hung.

 

"... What?"

 

This did not go smoothly for the man that was Cory Curren. What had let him go so far out of control? Had he stopped taking care of himself entirely?

Well, it was time for that bull to end. Today. He was dropping all of this extra weight and getting back into Alpha God shape, and now. No more heavy meals, no more laying around being lazy, none of that. It was time to get moving, time to abandon navel-gazing and start getting moving.

 

It was time to get swole.

 

A gardener told me some plants...

 

Oh, goddammit. It was time to get to work.

 

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Will Cory successfully get his ass back in shape, or will he melt into a pile of debauchery and laziness? 

 

Welcome to Does He Even Lift? Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia!

 

Gym Rats

 

1. Halligeddon [Hallia / csarmi]

2. Yates
3. TomStress [Tommyrod / Songstress] - Panera Bread, Vanilla Town
4. Andrej - Almonds, Vanilla Town
5. Arsis
6. SickPuppets
7. Krakalakachkn
8. manbat
9. Body Burner nervositee - Wawa Food Markets, Independent Vote Thief
10. Darthe - The Elliptical, Town Doctor
11. Torrey_Smith's_Brother TGlems
12. TI [Turin Turambar / Ithillian] - English Breakfast Tea, Vanilla Town
13. Pralaya - Dumbbell Chest Press, Town Hunter
14. TheSlenderMan - NutritionData.com, Town Cop
15. dicetosser1
16. GleMeri [TGlems / Meridian] - Dark Chocolate, Town Miller
17. Despothera - The Scale, Town Tracker
 
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Rules
 
1. As long as the game is ongoing, you may talk about the game only inside the game thread.
2. If you have a role which allows you to communicate outside the game thread, then you may do so only when allowed by your role, and only with individuals specified by your role.
3. You may not edit or delete posts in the game thread for any reason at any time.
4. You may not post screenshots of, or directly quote your role PM, mod communication, or any other game-related communication that originated outside of the game thread.
5. You are expected to be familiar with the rules, and you are expected to abide by them even if you think they are incorrect.
6. You are expected to behave civilly.
7. You may role claim or character claim whatever you please.
8. Each phase will end when specified by the moderator. The player with the most votes at this time will be lynched. If there is a majority, the phase will end as soon as majority is reached.
9. If you don't have the time to play, expect to be replaced or forcibly hydra'd. There is no post requirement, but expect me to be kind of a butthole about inactivity.
10. Nothing out of the spirit of the game - no making sig bets or anything like that. Be cool.
11. Your moderators are me and keyholder21. We'll do our best to give frequent votecounts and make sensible deadlines.

 

Sample town Role PM:

 

 

Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are [Character], [Role].

 

[Flavor].

 

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.

 

Game Link: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/91064-standard-cory-vs-bad-dietary-habits-laziness-mafia-day-1/

 

Please do not post until the okay is given in the game thread.

 

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Night 1

 

Night 2

 

End of Day Three (Hunter Write-Up)

 

Night 3

 

It all ends

 

 

INFORMATION!

 

Set-Up

 

Town

TheSlenderMan NutritionData.com Cop
Darthe The Eliptical Machine Doctor
Despothera The Scale Tracker
dicetosser1 Basketball Mason
SickPuppets Good Weather Mason
Pralaya Dumbbell Chest Press Hunter
TGlems / Meridian Dark Chocolate Miller
Yates Watermelon Yogurt Vanilla
Andrej Almonds Vanilla
Turin Turambar / Ithillian English Breakfast Tea Vanilla
Hallia / csarmi 8 Hours Of Sleep Vanilla
Tommyrod / Songstress Panera Bread Vanilla
  
Mafia
Arsis Coffee (Sugar and Cream) 1x Poisoner, 2x Watcher, 1x Ninja
Krakalakachkn Work Stress Roleblocker
Torrey_Smith's_Brother Hibachi Restuarants Goon
manbat Kahlua & Milk 2x Role Cop
  
Third Party
Body Burner Wawa Food Market Vote Thief
 
Role PMs
 
Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are NutritionData.com, 

Town Cop.

You are key to keeping Cory on track, with regards to eating right. You give him detailed nutritional information and tell him how foods affect his health. You are the first to remind him that slacking off and eating burgers will turn him into an S-L-O-B instead of an S-T-U-D. Every night you can check the player of your choice to find out how they contribute to Cory’s dietary and workout needs. 

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.

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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are The Elliptical Machine, Town Doctor.

Cory’s preferred cardio (because running is for losers) in bad weather, the Elliptical is easy on the knees and is usually in front of a mounted television. The biggest benefit of high cardio workouts for Cory is that he’ll be too tired for late night snacking or any other diet-destroying terrors. Every night, you may keep a player safe from these hazards and temptations.

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.


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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are The Scale, Town Tracker.

You can be Cory’s best friend, or worst enemy, depending on the day. You get the short end of the stick a lot, because well, sometimes you suck. However, Cory will admit that you provide a necessary and valuable service with regards to keeping on track. Each night you can choose a player in order to find out where else that player has visited. Be steadfast and maybe Cory won’t have to throw you against the wall. 

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.


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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are Basketball and Good Weather, Town Masons.

Truth be told, you are basically the one thing that’s kept Cory in shape all of his life. A staggering slice on Cory’s activity pie chart, sometimes he’s only focused on keeping in shape so he doesn’t embarrass himself gasping for air running full court all day. Unfortunately, Cory refuses to pay for a YMCA membership, so he’s limited to only playing you in good weather. Though when worse comes to worst, he’ll dribble the ball around in his apartment when it’s raining until the neighbors downstairs tell him to stop. Bunch of jerks.

Your mason QT is here: 

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.

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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are Dumbbell Chest Press, Town Hunter.

Call him old-fashioned, but Cory’s always been a bigger fan of dumbbells than bench pressing. Mostly because he doesn’t like needing a spotter… or because he’s too cheap to buy a weight bench. Whatever the mysterious reasons are, you’re what keeps his arms from going to waste. Should you be removed from the game in any fashion, Cory’s muscles will surely go into atrophy and a part of him will die. If you are lynched, you may choose somebody to die with you. If you are night-killed, you will not die immediately; you will live through the next day and then choose somebody to die with you at end of day.

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.


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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are Dark Chocolate, Town Miller.

You look totally dangerous, because the word chocolate is in your name, but you actually run more with the healthy crowd. You can be a saving grace when Cory is craving something melt-in-his-mouth delicious (giggity)... but there can also be too much of a good thing and you make Cory toe the line on what is acceptable and what is gluttony. Although you are town, your foil wrapper looks suspicious and thus you will be viewed as a threat to Cory’s well being.

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.

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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are Watermelon Yogurt, Vanilla Town.

Typically seasonal, there’s simply no better flavor of yogurt than Watermelon. Everything else just seems so… vanilla. This doesn’t stop you from being vanilla for the purposes of this game, because, well, you are yogurt. You sort of lack pizazz. But you’re a healthy, low-calorie lunch! That’s worth something.

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.

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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are Almonds, Vanilla Town.

A lifesaver snack, Cory typically carries a bag of almonds on him at all time. Almonds are just totally awesome and have a multifaceted list of long and short term health benefits. Unfortunately, one of the side-effects of being raw is that you don’t have any fancy non-vanilla appeal. You’d have to be like, honey-glazed or bacon smokehouse almonds or something like that to be truly special. And that would be toeing the line, wouldn’t it? Mmm...

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.


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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are English Breakfast Tea, Vanilla Town.

Mornings are a … it rhymes with witch, which makes caffeine a necessity! Because Cory is unable to drink black coffee like a man, you are a much needed, low calorie way for him to jumpstart his mornings. Also you come pre-made in Keurig cups. That’s probably an important factor to your popularity in Cory’s dietary routine.

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.


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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are 8 Hours Of Sleep, Vanilla Town.

Key isn’t sure you really exist, but if you do, you can help Cory tremendously in nearly all things. It is a well known scientific fact that a person with more sleep has more willpower - willpower with which to refuse all those free cupcakes and donuts that evil coworkers bring to work. However, since you are as rare as a unicorn, Cory unfortunately cannot rely on you on a daily basis, which makes you powerless. 

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.


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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are Panera Bread, Vanilla Town.

Cory used to hate Panera Bread. Who wants to eat salads, soups, and cold sandwiches for lunch? Well, people who don’t want to have a heart attack when they’re 35, for one. Now a mainstay lunch and dinner place, Cory relies on you heavily for good eats that won’t balloon him up with grease and trans fat. Also they make mango smoothies. Hell yeah.

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.

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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are Coffee With Sugar And Cream, Mafia JOAT.

There are mornings where Cory just simply needs coffee, and a lot of it. And he doesn’t drink black coffee, either, so it’s cream and sugar all the way. Half-and-half bellies are the new beer bellies, but there are a lot of things you bring to the table for the side of evil. You can use your power of caffeine twice to watch a player at night, your power of sugar once to give someone ninja speed (their night action will be undetectable by tracker/watcher roles) and your power of cream to poison a player (they will be informed of their poisoning and die at the end of the next day).

You win when you achieve parity with town.

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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are Work Stress, Mafia Roleblocker.

Helpful to no one and breaker of diets errrywhere, you can come out of nowhere and smack Cory in the face. He could be going along, all hunky dory and completely on track with his diet and then you rear your ugly head, making him want to drown his sorrows in delicious things that are waaaaay too bad for him. Each night you may choose a player and inhibit their actions if they have any. 

You win when you achieve parity with town.

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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are Hibachi Restaurants, Mafia Goon.

Hibachi lunches are like $8 and that’s completely and horrifically unfair to Cory. Probably a full meal of like ~1200 calories, Cory does his best to avoid you, but the temptation to get out of work for an hour and shove his face into noodles and rice and chicken is something just too great and then the rest of the day mine as well be completely shot. You simply cannot co-exist with any of these dreams of returning to tip-top shape.

You win when you achieve parity with town.


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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are Kahlua & Milk, Mafia 2x Role Cop.

Sometimes Cory takes swigs of Tequila from the bottle and sometimes he makes White Russians - the difference between drinking half a bottle of Tequila and ~9 White Russians is probably like 1600 calories. You are the least efficient way for Cory to get drunk and ignore his problems, but he loves you anyway. In fact, he’ll probably spill a little too much about his life after drinking enough of you, so you have 2 chances to target a player and learn their role.

You win when you achieve parity with town.

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Welcome to Cory vs. Bad Dietary Habits & Laziness Mafia! You are Wawa Food Markets, Independent Vote Thief.

Angelic Food Store or Devil Incarnate? This is a difficult question for Cory to answer. On one hand, you have a mega-awesome salad bar and tasty lean deli meats. On the other, you have Doritos and Soda and Homemade Cake. Cory can literally change his mind instantaneously due to your offerings (giggity). You have a lot of clout in Cory’s diet regimen, so each night you may steal a vote from one player of your choice and place it on a player of your choice. The vote will be attributed at Daybreak and cannot be changed after.

You win if you are alive at the end of the game.

Arsis Rising Star

Arsis

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I don't want to leave for work right now. I just want to go back to sleep for three days.

Claiming scum already?

 

[V]Arsis[/v]

I wish we had rep on this site. I legit laughed at this one.

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