[Advanced] Blackhoof's Cthulhu Mythos Mafia Game- Day 1

[WWWwombat]

Just skimmed up to here...

 

I just can't describe how wildly disappointed I am that others aren't seeing how obviously scummy my scumreads are being-

 

Tommy is just.... holy LORD he is lolcatting basically. Trying to question EVERY SINGLE ONE of my LOCK CLEARS, trying to lead town, and his ENTIRE defense towards me is "Despot your play is bad and you should feel bad" while treating me like he knows I'm town but still wants to keep the possibility of a lynch open on me

 

Red is so scum it's incredible. Keeps saying I'm setting up lynches without once proving how even after I challenged her, and is just CLINGING to old reads without even being willing to consider new info and how that affects those reads in the slightest- this is lolbad scummy. Add to that the unbelievably transparent manner that she is backtracking off her scum "read" of her scumbuddy Tommy and yeahhhhhhhhh that chicka is so scum it's insane. Oh and it's cute how she recently parroted her scumbuddy Wombat's phrase to describe me: "Brazen scum"

 

BE MOAR OBVIOUS TEAMMATES U GUYS

 

Speaking of Wombat, he also backed off of me in an incredibly scummy manner, just trying to repeat Tommy's reasoning that I'm lolbad and stuff. Just come on.

 

RTE follows suit as well, voting me in an obvious bandwagon motion, then treating me more like I'm town with his rant @ me (then suddenly realizes he's supposed to have me as a "scumread" so adds an addendum that he still thinks I'm scum), then going along with Tommy on Dap but trying to leave me open for a mislynch later on.

 

The worst part is, scum realized that they couldn't keep pushing for my lynch since that would prove my reads to be genuine, so they all back off. That's actually got me the most upset honestly.

 

Dap is now LOCK CLEAR btw with the INCREDIBLY scummy scum-driven train on him. RTE misrepped the CRAP out of him earlier, then Tommy voted him before realizing he actually had to make it seem like he had a reason, so he starts going back to look for quotes to justify his vote on Dap. Just... WHY THE CRAP ISN'T ANYONE SEEING HIM FOR THE OBVIOUS SCUM HE IS????????? I'm so bewildered right now my WIM is disappearing in front of my eyes like a picture of myself fading away back to the future style.

 

Oh and the way he said if he had read past 4 pages he would have seen Cory as townie after all......

 

 

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I'm not even kidding with this- if Tommy is not lynched today, I WILL NOT GIVE ONE CRAP ABOUT THIS GAME THE REST OF THE GAME. If you sheeple are seriously going to buy every scummy word coming out of that car salesman's mouth, well then yall deserve to lose to his team.

 

Can't be bothered to even respond to anything else specifically. Gotta do a crapton of chores and stuff.

 

But seriously, either lynch Tommy, or lynch me. I will be incredibly depressed if scum is able to get out of this after I pwned the crap out of them yesterday. If you think this is all me being "brazen scum" or w/e, AWESOME. LYNCH ME. For the love of GOD lynch me, so my reads can be proven genuine. Just DO NOT LYNCH ANY OF MY LOCK CLEARS AFTERWARDS.

 

To sum those LOCK CLEARS up again btw-

 

Darthe

Lenlo

Mynd

Quibby

Dap

 

And might as well add two more tentative ones-

 

Vos

Dawn

 

Vos' erratic play was likely just him being confused a bit at first, but Red LOCK CLEARED him with the scummy way she's still trying to cling to her "read" of him. Dawn looks just derptown now, don't lynch her but also don't really bother paying attention to anything she says (every other post she's changing her mind about what she thinks she sees )

 

 

Do you have any scum reads that aren't associative other than Tommy?  Just wondering.

[Darthe]

^ LOL'd IRL

[WWWwombat]

Nope. Not a joke at all. What I'm saying is I have no problem about revealing when I did. Maybe in another game and context I would not have done that but in this game I have no qualms about it.

 

 

Interesting.  Still kinda dumb though imo.

[Darthe]

ninjad

[dawnflower8]

@Dawn- I am curious to get your current read on the following players:

 

Red

 

Despo

 

Darthe

 

Vos

 

This mini-casing from you serves two purposes for me.  1) It gives me a much better idea of where your head is at and 2) will help me get a fresh perspective on those four players. Thank you in advance.

Red - I'm leaning town on her.

 

Despo - He is very scummy, and is the next most likely to be scum after RTE and Tommy.

 

Darthe - He's more town than anyone else in the game.

 

Vos - I'm not sure. Null for the moment.

[WWWwombat]

I asked Hoof for a replacement. I SERIOUSLY hate doing that, I think I have subbed out ONE other time ever, but this is just too much for me. I legit OWNED the scum team yesterday, but they're just laughing me off and calling me bad at mafia and everyone else seems to be buying it.

 

I feel it's going to be the Red Wedding all over again, and I for one am NOT seeing that kind of train wreck unfold before my eyes again. That and the events from earlier.... yeah this game lost any bit of possibility of being fun for me.

 

Have fun, sorry to those who have played respectfully this game.

 

OMFG GET OVER YOURSELF

[Tyler Glembo]

Aiight ya'll, I'm just finishing up at work for the day.  I'll head home and try to catch up after putting my son to bed.

[Tommyrod]

@Tommy - Moving you from Totes Scum to Slightly Scum and then back to Totes Scum is hardly flip-flopping.

It's definitely annoying.

[WWWwombat]

STOP THE GAME

 

I'm ending this farce now.  You have a vote?  Put your money where your mouth is, I am not letting this one slip by due to the apathy and ignorance of you who don't pay enough attention to warrant playing screwing this up for the rest of us.

 

Look here.  LOOK AT IT.

 

 

Vote Count

 

ReleaseTheEvil(2)- Darthe, Nervo

Player(5)- Lenlo, Pral, Tommy, Mynd, ReleaseTheEvil

Des(2)- Red, Tsuki

Tommy(2)- Des, Wombat

 

With 18 alive it takes 10 to lynch

 

Deadline: 2AM 29 June EST

 

If anyone isn't picking up what I'm laying down here it is:

 

10:Wombat

1:nervositee

15:Player

3:dawnflower

17:Despothera

6:Quibby

7:myndrunner

14:Nyn

12:Red

9:TGlems

8:Pralaya

11:lenlo

13:Zer0

2:Tsukibana

4:Tommy/Makeroni

18:ReleaseTheEvil

 

See those last three?  They aren't red, they're dark red.  Big difference.  Zero to TG?  No clue where they are this game.  That lime green part?  Those people are chill.  Mark one of them as deep scum if I am wrong about my reds and specifically Des falls to Where Tsuki is if Tommy flips town and Womby falls down that far if Des flips town.  Also, Mynd and Quibby could easily shoot to dark green but I think Des will have a harder time getting there because of how boisterous he is.  Creates natural distrust.  Speaking of that dark green section... Consider those people locked in save for Womby who could, as I said, be potentially harmed by both a tommy and des town flip.  Don't think that will happen though.  As for the other three?  I read their souls and found them pure.  WTL from TG down after tomorrow, Prefer to lynch from Tsuki down.

 

Tommy: 161

Mynd: 30

RTE: 25

Len: 4

Laya: 3

 

 

That right there?  That's data.  Pure bonified glorious impartial truth stuck in your clammy-ass palms to read for the world to see.  Let me tell you what it translates into for the layman.  Dap is getting voted by players who don't know jack sh*t about this game and his wagon is being led by scum (who notably pushed it despite claiming to have not read the thread at the time that he, like cory, was "CLEARLY" scum).  Notice that those same scum aren't on the wagon early, they are on it late, and two of the people voting Dap shouldn't have opinions because they are too quiet to have a freaking clue what is going on.  What I am saying is that they are falling for the old Tommy ability to get people to confuse liking him with him being good.  

 

NOT TODAY

 

I think you guys have missed a point or two somewhere down the line.  Tommy has gotten #Wrekt for 30 pages and covered it up in 10 of arguing futile points and making accusations.  Don't believe me?

 

READ THE ******* THREAD!

 

So here's what I'm going to do.  You have a townread on me?  Good.  You're remotely intelligent?  Good.  Think you can think for yourself?  Good.  I'ma cash in my chips here because otherwise this thread is going to run the game.  You vote with me or you're against me today.  I'm staking my town-cred on it.  Put your votes where your mouths are.  

 

UNVOTE VOTE TOMMY

 

I like this post.  But it's "bona fide" FYI.

[Tommyrod]

Aiight ya'll, I'm just finishing up at work for the day. I'll head home and try to catch up after putting my son to bed.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE BE SANE.

[WWWwombat]

@RED

Vote Tommy

@Dawn

Vote Tommy

@Dap 

Vote Tommy

@Mynd

Vote Tommy

@Tsuki

Die in a fire scum

@Len

Do something useful or positive

@Vos 

Vote Tommy

@Every non'reader

GFY

 

Goin full OLD DARTHE on this game.  

 

I need you to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL

[Tommyrod]

Wombat appears to be "playing the field" somewhat -- makes me worry that Des, Darthe and I are all town. Darthe is hard to clear as town because of his stubbornness and bravado bordering on stupidity, but I've never seen him try this hard in a game, so maybe he is just annoying shitty town.

 

[v]Wombat[/v]

 

Sup wombie-kun? Why you taking advantage of us?

[Tyler Glembo]

 

Aiight ya'll, I'm just finishing up at work for the day. I'll head home and try to catch up after putting my son to bed.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE BE SANE.

 

 

That's a tall order Tommy, but if I'm not I'll just cover it up with random gifs and all will be forgiven.

[Tommyrod]

 

 

 

Aiight ya'll, I'm just finishing up at work for the day. I'll head home and try to catch up after putting my son to bed.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE BE SANE.

That's a tall order Tommy, but if I'm not I'll just cover it up with random gifs and all will be forgiven.

That is preferable to the brow beating going on in this thread. I'm at wits end.

[Tyler Glembo]

Couldn't have been a long trip though, amirite.  ZING

[WWWwombat]

 

Des and Darthe - why are the two of you going FULL BORE to get me lynched TODAY? Why are you SO CONFIDENT I'm scum when I'm not? I'm not even pushing you guys -- I'm actually DEFENDING Des because I think he's town but off his rocker.

 

Just stop. I don't even care if one of you is scum, just stop. It's stupid. And it's bad play.

Cause things like this practically shout your alignment and we are shrewd enough to not fall for it.  Why pick us in particular, Womby has been on you as well?  Don't care if you're defending Des, Don't care that you've defended me.  Scum defend town all the time and you are oh so clearly scum.  You aren't trying to solve the game, you're trying to protect your ass.  Honestly, the best thing for the town right now would be for you to die Tommy.  

 

 

He's pisking you guys because he tried me already and it almost worked but I'm back on him now and LOCKED IN and he knows it.

[WWWwombat]

 

 

 

This game is absolutely ridiculous. What a joke you people are making this...

 

What is Des going to do when he finds out he is in fact wrong? Quit Mafia?

Since you're scum I don't really need to acknowledge this but I'll humor you.

 

If Des is scum he will build a bridge and get over it like a big boy.  However...

 

DAT SH*T AIN'T HAPPENIN

 

 

 

So if he's town he'll cry and ragequit?

 

What if I'm town? What then Darthe? 

 

I frankly think the certainty of your read on me, given what it is based on, is absolutely ridiculous.

 

The first game you actually try to play in months and this is what you come up with?

 

Maybe we should both stick to modding then huh?

 

 

LOCKE SCURM

 

LOL Please everyone read the above post and tell me if you see it.  I feel like Gordon Ramsey over here.

 

The tone.

 

Yes Chef?

 

Awful.  Bloody awful.  The presentation?

 

Uh huh Chef?

 

That's "Yes Chef?" to you.  Terrible.  

 

 

THIS SCUM IS RAW!

[WWWwombat]

But srsly I don't quite see where ur coming from with RTE.

[Tommyrod]

 

 

 

 

Des and Darthe - why are the two of you going FULL BORE to get me lynched TODAY? Why are you SO CONFIDENT I'm scum when I'm not? I'm not even pushing you guys -- I'm actually DEFENDING Des because I think he's town but off his rocker.

 

Just stop. I don't even care if one of you is scum, just stop. It's stupid. And it's bad play.

Cause things like this practically shout your alignment and we are shrewd enough to not fall for it. Why pick us in particular, Womby has been on you as well? Don't care if you're defending Des, Don't care that you've defended me. Scum defend town all the time and you are oh so clearly scum. You aren't trying to solve the game, you're trying to protect your ass. Honestly, the best thing for the town right now would be for you to die Tommy.

He's pisking you guys because he tried me already and it almost worked but I'm back on him now and LOCKED IN and he knows it.

Speaking of this -- last time we spoke, you had me as a townie. And it seemed like you were pretty sure of that. It coincided with a time where I apparently held more sway over the thread. Now that war drums are being beat to the tune of my death, you're acting like you had me as lock scum the entire time.

 

Why?

[Darthe]

^Really?  You don't see that?  

 

 

@Dawn- I am curious to get your current read on the following players:
 
Red
 
Despo
 
Darthe
 
Vos
 
This mini-casing from you serves two purposes for me.  1) It gives me a much better idea of where your head is at and 2) will help me get a fresh perspective on those four players. Thank you in advance.

Red - I'm leaning town on her.

Despo - He is very scummy, and is the next most likely to be scum after RTE and Tommy.

Darthe - He's more town than anyone else in the game.

Vos - I'm not sure. Null for the moment.

 

Did you copypasta this from your reads list earlier on?

 

 

I asked Hoof for a replacement. I SERIOUSLY hate doing that, I think I have subbed out ONE other time ever, but this is just too much for me. I legit OWNED the scum team yesterday, but they're just laughing me off and calling me bad at mafia and everyone else seems to be buying it.

 

I feel it's going to be the Red Wedding all over again, and I for one am NOT seeing that kind of train wreck unfold before my eyes again. That and the events from earlier.... yeah this game lost any bit of possibility of being fun for me.

 

Have fun, sorry to those who have played respectfully this game.

 

OMFG GET OVER YOURSELF

 

Lol

 

Aiight ya'll, I'm just finishing up at work for the day.  I'll head home and try to catch up after putting my son to bed.

I too hope that you are sane.  We could remove Sssscumtommy today.  

 

 

@RED

Vote Tommy

@Dawn

Vote Tommy

@Dap 

Vote Tommy

@Mynd

Vote Tommy

@Tsuki

Die in a fire scum

@Len

Do something useful or positive

@Vos 

Vote Tommy

@Every non'reader

GFY

 

Goin full OLD DARTHE on this game.  

 

I need you to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL

 

 

<3

[Darthe]

 

 

 

Des and Darthe - why are the two of you going FULL BORE to get me lynched TODAY? Why are you SO CONFIDENT I'm scum when I'm not? I'm not even pushing you guys -- I'm actually DEFENDING Des because I think he's town but off his rocker.

 

Just stop. I don't even care if one of you is scum, just stop. It's stupid. And it's bad play.

Cause things like this practically shout your alignment and we are shrewd enough to not fall for it. Why pick us in particular, Womby has been on you as well? Don't care if you're defending Des, Don't care that you've defended me. Scum defend town all the time and you are oh so clearly scum. You aren't trying to solve the game, you're trying to protect your ass. Honestly, the best thing for the town right now would be for you to die Tommy.

He's pisking you guys because he tried me already and it almost worked but I'm back on him now and LOCKED IN and he knows it.

Speaking of this -- last time we spoke, you had me as a townie. And it seemed like you were pretty sure of that. It coincided with a time where I apparently held more sway over the thread. Now that war drums are being beat to the tune of my death, you're acting like you had me as lock scum the entire time.

 

Why?

 

 

Quote it and I'll check that out.  I seem to recall at some points Womby has gone back and forth on you but I want to see it in quotes from you since I don't trust your word.

[Tommyrod]

Darthe, on a serious note, why shouldn't I just scream my head off for you to be lynched after me if I was to get lynched?

 

I am going to flip town. What's your next move?

[WWWwombat]

 

 

Des and Darthe - why are the two of you going FULL BORE to get me lynched TODAY? Why are you SO CONFIDENT I'm scum when I'm not? I'm not even pushing you guys -- I'm actually DEFENDING Des because I think he's town but off his rocker.

 

Just stop. I don't even care if one of you is scum, just stop. It's stupid. And it's bad play.

Cause things like this practically shout your alignment and we are shrewd enough to not fall for it. Why pick us in particular, Womby has been on you as well? Don't care if you're defending Des, Don't care that you've defended me. Scum defend town all the time and you are oh so clearly scum. You aren't trying to solve the game, you're trying to protect your ass. Honestly, the best thing for the town right now would be for you to die Tommy.

You're outright lying. I've only gotten more and more town like in my approach and I've done my best to clear players I think are town -- to protect them from bullshit pushes like yours right now.

 

The push on me wouldn't be this strong if I wasn't rustling just the right feathers. Dap is scum; otherwise everyone could just shut the hell up and let me take the fall for later.

 

If you don't get me lynched today you lose a scum in Dap and I become clear while defending weak townies. In short -- I'm a huge pain in scum's ass.

 

So which is it Darthe? Keep lying and fabricate stories about my scumminess or fly straight and lynch Dap? Up to you.

 

 

This is really amusing cuz Darthe is my strongest town read atm.

[dawnflower8]

Darthe - no, my read on Des changed. The others stayed pretty much the same, though.

[Tommyrod]

 

 

 

 

 

Just lol

 

Moving on... I've read about 20% of the thread.

 

I'd really like it if everyone lists their top 2 scum leans with brief explanations for why.

Despo - Read teh thread

Tommy - Howtroll

Tommy mebbe this is why Wombat aint conversing with you?

 

/shrug

 

And yeah, just looks like Wombat going with Red re: setting up Tommy and me thunderdome to distance and stuff.

 

But I dunno, I could be mortal after all and Red wanted to set up a thunderdome with two townies, and Wombat followed her up on it. If it wasn't for Tommy's last three pages I'd have an easier time believing that. Wombat's tunnel on me is making him look scummier by the post

 

But, if I'm right about all dem, then again, I guess this is scum's best idea of #DAMAGE CONTROL

I don't even know what "Howltrolling" means but it sounds like a buzzword invented to replace having to make an ACTUAL read on me.

 

Wombat, care to explain?

I made it up. It's like I was getting the same vibes I was getting from you in the House game and the Red Wedding game. You were being blatantly wolfish to troll some people while being just villagery enough to not get lynched. Kinda hard to explain cuz it's gut. I'm not getting the feeling from your recent posts, but I know you're Top Tier Wolf, so it's pretty hard to back off that read.

Darthe: check out pages 33-36. Observe our conversation and how the two of us appear to be getting along and going back and forth. His entire reason for not clearing me at the time was "I'm a good wolf." He says it himself in the post above.

 

He never actually backed up his statements about me being trollish. I figured he had moved on so I didn't press for more.

 

Now would be a good chance to explain, Wombat.