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[ed2funy]

Hi.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

who are you?

[Songstress]

Some monkey that Verb let loose from his cage.

[ed2funy]

Who am I, indeed? Good question. Let's find out.

 

Songstress...

*bites*

[Basel Gill]

That's gonna have to be disinfected. Pour some 151 on it.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Whatever you do.... Don't touch his monkey

[dawnflower8]

Hi.

[Nikonis]

Hey Ed, you back for a while or just visiting us?

If you plan to stay for a while please sign into roll call so we can get you off the tree.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Monkeys like being in trees.

[Hayl3y]

Whatever you do.... Don't touch his monkey

why?

 

*touches the monkey*

[ed2funy]

Nikon, I already did sign in. Poop, I'm pretty sure I had a LOA of some sort posted. Rudeness.

 

*licks Ithi*

 

Chaelca, you're mine now.

[Hayl3y]

i'm yours ?

 

O.O

 

wait ....

 

how did that happen  ?

[Ithillian Turambar]

Mutated Ebola Virus.

 

It eats away your will to resist the Ed.

 

Also ugh - monkey spit.

[Reyoru]

So this is what was giving off that funky smell. 

[Ithillian Turambar]

Chae caught Edbola.

 

:nods:

[ed2funy]

Rey! Are you a damn doctor yet?

No more cigars until you cut someone open.

 

Pssh. Not many have the will to resist me anyways.

[Panchi]

When did you last last bathe, ed?

[Panchi]

Very stinky

[Niniel]

Hi! Do you have two good feet now?

[Hayl3y]

Chae caught Edbola.

 

:nods:

is there a cure or something ?

what if i kill the monkey ... ermmm... .ed ?

[ed2funy]

No. The second one is healing up now. Just got my cast off this Monday. OMG, the stench and the dead skin.

[Hayl3y]

lol! that must have been quite enjoyable

[ed2funy]

You don't even understand. As soon as it was off, I almost was myself. Hahaha

 

I started scratching right above my foot and all this dead skin just fell away (I felt like Aslan), and I was shivering from how good it felt.

 

I went out and bought a pumice stone and scrubbed my whole foot like an hour later.

[Reyoru]

Rey! Are you a damn doctor yet?

No more cigars until you cut someone open.

 

Not yet chap! One year left.

 

And I've assisted a few times in cutting people open... can I have a cigar now?

[ed2funy]

A year? Damn son, how long you gotta "study" for that crap?!

 

Hmmm, well, I SUPPOSE you can have one for now. But just one!