[BASIC] Physics Mafia: GAME OVER, Town and Lenlo wins!

[Tyler Glembo]

Physics Mafia

"Physics professors are insane! Problems sets after problem sets. And every problem has parts A-G at least!"

She closed her book in frustration. She could do the problems, but with finals coming up and all the professors trying to get one last homework set in it was just too much. And it was now 3 a.m., a fact that didn't bode well for her 7:30 lecture class on Atomic and Molecular physics. Closing her eyes, she quickly fell asleep.

That night she had lurid dreams of physics concepts engaged in an all out war. Bessel's functions danced over an oscillating drumhead, vector calculus was there and ready to aid in solving electromagnetic problem sets, spherical harmonics stood ready to make the hydrogen atom comprehendable, and entropy was going to bring disarray if it didn't get contained in a free energy equation. Worst of all though, sneaking around the dark edges were things like confirmation bias, public misconceptions, experimental error, systematic error, and mathematical errors. Those...those could halt any advance that physics made.

RULES:

1. Play within the spirit of DM Mafia. Have fun, don't taunt happy fun ball, don't do anything that compromises the integrity of the game, try your best to win, post often, don't quote PMs from mod, etc.

2. This is a hammer game.

3. Bah post allowed after death, that is it.

4. You can vote yourself. You can vote no lynch. If a majority isn't agreed upon by dead line I will mod kill and give no coroners report.

5. Days will be 72 hours. Nights will be 24 hours or until all NAs are in.

6. You must post at least one game related post each day.

7. Votes must be in bold. Use hashtags, make it red, whatever else you want, just bold it.

8. Do not discuss the game outside of the thread.

9. NO EDITING OF POSTS ALLOWED.

Physics Mafia Player List

1. Jack_D
2. LilyElizabeth
3. WWWwombat, Higgs Boson, Vanilla Town, NK'd N1
4. Amegakure
5. nervositee
6. Despothera, Special Relativity, Vanilla Town, Lynched D2
7. Xthrax theWolverine Krakalakachkn, Giant magneto-resistance, Vanilla Town, NK'd N3
8. Zanube -iceknight27377,
9. Lenlo
10. _CLOUD Public Misunderstanding, Mafia Goon, Lynched D1
11. Chaelca Thane
12. dapianoplay3r
13. WolfbrotherKronos - dawnflower8, Experimental Error, Mafia Goon, Lynched D3
14. Nolder

Backups: Hallia

[Tyler Glembo]

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[Tyler Glembo]

Physics Fact of the Day

 

Stand up.  Now spin around 360 degrees.  Are you back where you started?  Of course you are! 

 

Now here is a fun fact about the mysterious world of Quantum Mechanics.  If you spin an electron around like that, it would end up upside down! 

 

Physics Terminology: Apply a two spin operators to an electron and you are returned a -1 in front of the original electron state.

[Hayl3y]

LOL well that was fast !

 

u'll need to explain me all ur physics though

 

i was suuuch a bad student in high school in physics that ... errmmm *coughs* i don't remember much besides gravity

[Hayl3y]

aaand hi !

[WWWwombat]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar:

 

One says: Damn I just lost my electron!

The other asks: Are you sure?

The first one answers:  I'm positive.

[Hayl3y]

[Tyler Glembo]

So....what's new?

 

v over lambda. 

 

...

...

...

Too nerdy?

 

Okay okay...

 

A Higg's boson walks into a catholic church.  The priest says, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave."  The Higg's boson says, "But without me, you can't have mass!"

[dapianoplay3r]

LOL well that was fast !

 

u'll need to explain me all ur physics though

 

i was suuuch a bad student in high school in physics that ... errmmm *coughs* i don't remember much besides gravity

Light and sound was my thing

[WWWwombat]

It will get worse.  Much worse.

[Hayl3y]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar:

 

One says: Damn I just lost my electron!

The other asks: Are you sure?

The first one answers:  I'm positive.

 

 

So....what's new?

 

v over lambda. 

 

...

...

...

Too nerdy?

 

Okay okay...

 

A Higg's boson walks into a catholic church.  The priest says, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave."  The Higg's boson says, "But without me, you can't have mass!"

 

*hates u all*

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Hi.

[Tyler Glembo]

Votecount: No one yet

 

Not voting: Everyone

 

Deadline: No deadline set yet

[Lenlo]

I was torn between a rude physics joke I was taught and a not rude physics joke. :P

 

I decided on not rude. For now.

 

Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?

 

This game is gonna be great.

[Lenlo]

Also cause I keep forgetting.

 

*Taunts happy fun ball*

[Tyler Glembo]

MOD SPEAK

 

All rude physics jokes can be PM'd to the mod.  At any time.  For any reason :-)

[Nolder]

Everything I know about physics I got from Portal.

 

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out.

That means something. I'm sure of it.

[WWWwombat]

<3 Nolder

[LilyElizabeth]

Hi guys. No physics jokes here, I'm afraid. 

[Lenlo]

Hi guys. No physics jokes here, I'm afraid.

 

Disappoint.

[WWWwombat]

Is ok, we <3 u

[Nolder]

Hi guys. No physics jokes here, I'm afraid. 

Vote Lily

[WWWwombat]

Also, when I was taking Driver's Ed back in high school, the teacher told us that if you're going twice as fast, it takes twice the distance to come to a stop.  I told her that it was actually four times.  She got really mad and insisted I was wrong.

[WWWwombat]

 

Hi guys. No physics jokes here, I'm afraid. 

Vote Lily

 

 

Vote Nolder

[Nolder]

 

 

Hi guys. No physics jokes here, I'm afraid. 

Vote Lily

 

 

Vote Nolder

 

Unvote

Vote Wombat