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Faction Wars - Choose your Character


LilyElizabeth

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Each faction is to go to their private board and choose a character from the books that they feel embodies their faction. Once you've chosen your character, post it here on this thread. No two factions can choose the same character, so it's first come first serve. 

 

Once you've all chosen your characters, it's back to the private boards to write a few paragraphs about how your character would decimate the other two. When that is finished, post it here as well. The best decimation wins!

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Verin looked around for her book on spotted moth. She went to the grounds searching for a book. She saw two figures there. One was a good-looking man with blue eyes. He would have been handsome if not for his chin. The other was a Fade.

"Hello, anyone of you has heard of the spotted moth? Or seen a book?" she asked.

None of them paid her any attention. After all, what could such an absent minded person do? The Fade knew that she could not channel being near him and Moridin was more of a challenge. They both wanted to keep the easier target as a treat for later.

"Its found in swamps," she continued. "It lives in clusters. Usually its light brown with white-ringed black spots. And relatively harmless..."

The other two were too engrossed in their fight to notice her. So, she did the best thing and started taking out her books to read. One captured her interest and she took it to read under a nearby tree.

Meanwhile both the fighters had been injured. Moridin had disarmed Shaidar Haran. In an attempt to win, the Hand of Dark tried to distract Moridin. He took a book that Verin had left lying around and threw it at Moridin's face. But oh, the pages were sharp. The Hand of the Dark started feeling drowsy. Too late he realized that the edges had been poisoned. He wasn't as suspectible to poison as humans but it still affected him.

Meanwhile, the poison had gone in Moridin's eyes and blinded him.

Verin was lost in thought while this happened or so it seemed but in truth wasn't. She then motioned for Tomas to come near and behead Shaidar Haran. She herself took out some vials of poison and threw some at Moridin's face. A drop went into his mouth and it was enough to kill them.

With Shaidar Haran dead, she could channel again. She opened a Skimming doorway and pushed both the bodies inside and off the platform.

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Shaidar Haran, Verin, and Moridin walk into a bar.
 
Shaidar Haran asks Verin "Why the long face?", and then procceeds to remove it.  After a series of readjustments, Shaidar Haran sews Verin's face back on.  "Much better."
 
Shaidar Haran then turned to Moridin.
 
"Moridin, why are your eyes so big?"  To which Moridin replied, "The better to see you, my friend."
"Moridin, why are your ears so big?"  To which Moridin replied, "The better to hear you, my friend."
"Moridin, why didn't you come back to life with a vagina?"
 
Moridin blinked and Shaidar Haran decapitated him.  Still not satisfied with Verin, he filleted her and left her bleeding where she sat. After a couple of months Moridin came back looking like Kate Beckinsale.  They hit it off, settled down, had a bunch of pale kids, and lived happily ever after.

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