Disorder in Court: Trial of the Admin formerly known as Kathana

[Aiel Heart]

The third most important is... YOU'RE the bugger responsible for landing us in the pudding??? WARDERS!!!! HOLD THAT MAN! THIS MAN!

Well which is it? That man or this one? o.O

[Elgee]

THIS one! *points and screams* ... the one WITH pants! I think ... ofhs just grab ALL the guys. We'll frisk them later.

 

So Jennifer, you're saying point 3 is the false fact?

[Besolyn]

I put forth that our beloved First Mother was coerced and trapped herself by the miscreant known only as "Jason". 

 

I appointed her Amyrlin Seat of the White Tower on Day 2 of Dragonmount's opening after she sent me a funny fan fiction story. 

 

He confesses!! See, I told ya'll it was him all along!

[Verbal32]

I love lamp.

[Besolyn]

Verb, are you just looking at things in the Hall and saying that you love them?

[lolguy26]

Cookies are nice 

[JenniferL]

I'll make cookies for anyone who votes for acquittal. 

[Verbal32]

I love desk.

[Besolyn]

*sings* Gonna find my ewok, gonna hold him tight, gonna have an afternoon indict....

 

 

Jen, I would love cookies, and I really don't think you are guilty of the charges as stated, but then again, I really am jealous of RJ's hat. 

[Elgee]

She's guilty, I tell you! Anyone who dares say different is going to be sent to wash Snarly's socks!

[Besolyn]

Ack!! Guilty! Guilty she is!!

[Barmacral]

Cookies!

[Elgee]

Pfftt ... she can't possibly make as many cookies as I can whip novices to bring in from the Cookie Mines!

[Aiel Heart]

THIS one! *points and screams* ... the one WITH pants! I think ... ofhs just grab ALL the guys. We'll frisk them later.

All of the guys...

*Puts Wombat in a pouch*

*Hangs Dav upside down from the balcony of my office*

*Sees Van crying in a corner... Puts a blanket comfortingly around him then ties it securely*

*Locks BenT in the closet with the skeletons*

*Ties up King of the Reds with pink rope*

*Duct tapes Barm to the ceiling*

*Handcuffs Verbal to a pillar*

*Drops Chuckles in a vat of cookie dough*

 

*Looks back and forth between Fnorrll and Jason*

 

Ummmm.....

 

UUUUUUUUMMMMMMM

 

UUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM

 

 

Be right with you

 

 

 

Cookies are nice 

I'll make cookies for anyone who votes for acquittal. 

IT'S A TRAP SHE'S TAKING YOU TO THE COOKIE MINES

 

 

She's guilty, I tell you! Anyone who dares say different is going to be sent to wash Snarly's socks!

*Shudders*

 

Wait that's it! 

 

*Pulls a lever and buries Fnorrll in a pile of his own socks*

Mother, you might want to do something with Air to keep the smell from spreading ;)

 

 

And that just leaves one...

 

*Turns to Jason*

Excuse me, but it would be appreciated if you could step up onto this box near Jen

[Elgee]

*Smothers everyone with Air*

[Besolyn]

So it's capital punishment for all? I love your style, LG! Err, Mother...

[Jason Denzel]

I'm immune to your threats. You cannot hurt me. I own this place. Chop all your want, my neck is iron.   But if you must execute somebody for my crimes...take Barm instead. You can have him

[Barmacral]

He fires me at least once a week. True story.

[Besolyn]

Not Barmy! *gasp, sob*

[JenniferL]

It's true. Then I remind Jason how much we'd have to actually work around here if we didn't have Barm, so he calls him back and says it was his evil twin. Jason likes to use a very unconvincing Russian accent when he calls the second time, "So Barm will believe there are two of us." no matter how many times I ask him to stop. 

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

I will give evidence! This place has been a bane of my existence from the age of 15 or 16 back in 2001/2 until now... I dont remember specifically. But that's because the experiences have twisted my memories!

 

And that woman was one of the first to welcome me on my first day when I stormed into the White Tower. And by welcome me, I mean tell me off for demanding what I had to do to bond an Aes Sedai. A telling off which truly worked because it wasn't until a long time later I finally bonded.

 

She also, on said first day, took part in a number of jokes which damaged my fragile little mind, most of which involved Rand and Bela and are not fit to be repeated to the court. I had not finished the series at the time and wasn't sure I wanted to continue after all that she, among others, said. Wait... I still haven't finished the series :O IT MIGHT STILL BE TRUE! *cringes*

 

Since that time I have been here, on and off, for all these long years, attached to this place like a great big bloody anchor on my heart. I hereby propose to the court that had she not been Amyrlin and run this place for those long years, I would not have been so easily swayed. I leave the matter in your good judgement, mother.

 

 

That said, I, as Sword Captain of the Warders Guild, have heard enough about this miscreant "Jason." It has been established that he in fact is the one who created this monstrosity, and continues to sustain it from his evil lair. Further, he is the one who gave THAT WOMAN her position of authority and doubtless turned a blind eye when she on several occasions, as has been established before the court, abused said authority for her own enjoyment.

 

With that in mind, I decree punishment upon this man as follows.

 

First, he may never, ever leave Dragonmount. It is his duty for the rest of his life to continue to maintain it

 

Second, he is hereby made an honorary Warder in the current Guild. The reds may fight over who will bond and or pretty him.

 

Third, he is here forth given the following award, the highest honor a warder can earn, one bestowed only for lifetime achievements of service:

 

 

Take him away! (Or, you know, all hail... It's getting a bit confusing)

 

 

F

[Elgee]

We can take him away AND hail him ... as long as I still get to execute Barm? Jason said I could!

 

:P

 

Jason, thank you. I could say many words, but they all would boil down to those 2 - thank you. Without you, we wouldn't be here. For 15 years you've provided thousands of us with a place to share our mutual love of RJ's world and work. Thank you :)

[Davrick]

Yes Thank you very much Jason!

 

*looks at heart*

 

You better let me down!  I didn't do anything!

[Mashiara Sedai]

Thank you, Jason!

 

And thank you, Jenn! Though it's been proven many of your deeds are evil, we wouldn't want it any other way!

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Thanks Jason and Jenn!