[Faction Olympics] Myrddraal Scholars - The Black Ajah Wins!

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Myddrral Scholars

 

Rules: Three members, one from each Faction, showcase their writing and creative skills in this game. The rules are simple. The mod gives each member 30 words. The mod then picks a random DM member (a SG member or a well known DM member). The competitors have to use the 30 words they received to write a funny and interesting paragraph about the member. An unbiased judge (that would be me!) will pick the winner and runners up based on how humorous the paragraph was.

 

Criteria: Keep in mind that you can only use the word that was given to you. So for example if someone gave you the word "kill" you can not use it as "killing" or "killed". Also, it probably is a good idea to bold the base words, so that its easy for the judge (me!) to see that you have used all the words. Being funny with the words that were given to you is the point of this game, so be as humorous as possible to have a better chance at winning.

The judge (you know who!) will pick the winner based on how humorous the description was and proper grammatical usage.

 

The Competitors

 

Black Ajah

 

1. CIndy

 

Shadowspawn 

 

1. Wombat

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ok hon

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Great! Which faction will you represent?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

my own :)

 

black ajah

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

also... pm people and pressure them into playing. threaten perhaps.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

so basically, I win, ya?

[WWWwombat]

Ok I guess I'll do this but only if I'm allowed to be super lazy.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I was gonna suggest we try an event to demonstrate laziness

[WWWwombat]

We already have one of those every month.  It's called Roll Call.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

but this would require exemplary demonstrations of laziness, as well as the ability to demonstrate laziness in the first place.

 

there's this old Yiddish joke that ends... well what should I mix it with, my schm...

 

um...

 

I think it's on point.

[LilyElizabeth]

If we don't get a Dreadlord, you two can face off, if RTE wants to do it that way.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

yeah I kick wom tush

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Got you both in. Shall we start or look for a lazy Dreadlord?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

or ask for a ful to stand in.

 

if you wait much longer I'll be away for a bit.

[ReleaseTheEvil]

No definitely want to get this sorted out today and send out the words.

[ReleaseTheEvil]

*Stabs the Dreadlords*

 

Ok, we are starting. I will send you your words. I will then post in this thread who the DM/SG member will be.

 

Ready or not here come the words!

[ReleaseTheEvil]

The lucky SG member you will write your paragraph about is................................... _Cloud!

 

Go!

 

No deadline... yet!

 

Make me proud!

[ReleaseTheEvil]

I have received CIndy's.

 

Wombat, any idea when I can get yours?

[WWWwombat]

Sometime in the next couple days hopefully. Been a bit busy, sorry.

[WWWwombat]

Submitted.  It's kinda long sorry.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

he loses by default for apologizing in the pit of doom, right?

 

and twhs I guess.

[WWWwombat]

This isn't the Pit of Doom...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

he gets reborn and killed again for pedantry, right?

[WWWwombat]

I prefer to call it rigor.

[ReleaseTheEvil]

And now, the entries!