[Game] The Corrupted Wish

[Turin Turambar]

I do no throwing. You wanted to jump on your own cause you were so brave.

 

Granted. Something nice happens, somewhere to someone... (It could even be you)

You can now breath just as well out of water as you could under previously.

 

 

I wish I was making more money...

[Ithillian Turambar]

Granted.

 

You now work in the 'Whatever the Money Printing Place is Called in America' place.

 

 

I wish I had unlimited minutes anywhere on my phone.

[Turin Turambar]

Granted. You have unlimited minutes wherever you are but you are only allowed to call one number.

 

I wish I could keep more of that money.

[Tsukibana]

You can keep it, but the value plummets overnight so that a loaf of bread costs a cool million.

 

I wish it never snowed here.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Granted ... and all the Polar Bears die

 

 

I wish I was better at doing what I am supposed to be doing.

[Turin Turambar]

Granted... You become more and more efficient. They pile more and morer work on you cause you can handle it.

 

I wish bread wasn't *Dr. Evil voice* one miiillliion dollars

[Tsukibana]

granted, but the bag it comes in now costs TWO million to make up for it...

 

I wish my cat could talk.

[Leyrann]

Granted. It commands you all the time.

 

I wish I would not have to do anything to get good marks, because homework sucks.

[csarmi]

You don't, you're banned from schools altogether.

 

I wish it wasn't June!

[Elaevia]

granted. it is now the 31st may, so it will be june tomorrow.

 

I wish I could teleporte home instead of walking

[beanie]

Granted, but now you are incapable of walking all together.

 

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

[wheeloftime13]

Granted, but it's not the kind you like...

 

I wish to be able to time travel at will

[Leyrann]

Granted, but you cannot choose your destination, so you might end up beneath 10 kilometers of water.

 

I wish school would start later, so that I wouldn't have to leave home at 7.30. And I don't care if it continues later. I got enough time in the midday anyways...

[wheeloftime13]

granted, but it's year round school...

 

I wish to be able to have discussions with my cats and still be able to talk to humans...

[Tsukibana]

Granted, but all your cats want to talk about is how their butts taste.

 

 

I wish I could control computers with my mind.

[Toph Beifong]

Granted, but somehow a computer virus erases all your memories. 

 

I wish for some silence right now. 

[Ithillian Turambar]

Granted.

 

Places you in a vaccuum and you die within 3 minutes.

 

 

I wish that I could control time.

[Tsukibana]

Granted, But I'm not too sure she likes it...

 

I wish I were a ninja.

[beanie]

Granted. Your first mission is an incredibly dangerous one and you meet an inglorious end at the hands of an evil ninja master.

[beanie]

Oh and I wish breakfast was ready.

[Tsukibana]

Its burnt toast, shriveled sausage, soupy porridge, and runny eggs. With a glass of rancid orange juice.

 

I wish evil ninja masters can never defeat me again.

[Elaevia]

granted. instead you are defeated by a small child who has not had any battle training and has no natural talent either.

 

I wish I was outside in the sun

[Tsukibana]

Boom!! 4th degree sunburn.

 

I wish the temp stayed at 77 farenhiet year round.

[wheeloftime13]

granted but it's always raining

 

I wish that I could be a mermaid. (don't judge me)

[Tsukibana]

Granted, but some barracuda fisherman in the Keys catches you and has you mounted next to his NASCAR collectible plates.

 

I wish I could see through walls.