Tainted Tunes

[randomh3r0]

Hey there Lighties, Darkies and Civies alike! After talking with Nyanna, we thought doing a thread with Tainted Tunes would be great!

 

It's pretty simple: A Tainted Tune is a parody/alternate version of a song. The more popular the song, the more people will get it.

 

Think "Weird Al Merrilin" if you will :)

 

I'm gonna start us off with the one I submitted in the other thread... here we go!

 

(To the tune of "I just died in your arms tonight")

 

I just spammed your thread tonight,

it must've been something you said,

I just spammed your thread tonight....

 

I keep posting in forums on DM

other groups all around me

and now I see an easy to annoy them like this.

 

Her laptop sits on the bedside table

She's still signed in, I'll just jump over to Shayol,

who would've thought a BT like me could come to this...

 

I just spammed your thread tonight,

it must've been somethin you said,

I just spammed your thread tonight.

I just spammed your thread tonight,

you should've logged out when you left,

and I should've walked away....

 

Is there any just cause for posts like this?

On my computer I'm a different name in the lists,

I try not to laugh, but this meme's hilarious.

 

As I post, I'm found! It's my final mistake

She was spamming by proxy, and it's too late,

cause I've thrilled these fantasy fans one too many times... ohhh ohhh

 

I just spammed your thread tonight,

it must've been somethin you said,

I just spammed your thread tonight.

I just spammed your thread tonight,

you should've logged out when you left,

and I should've walked away....

 

-Random H3r0, from "Merrilin's Songs that equal 42 (and hens mean the world)"

[Niel an' Tyomn]

Awesome!!!

 

(to the tune of row row row your boat)

 

Spam spam spam this thread

Come and spam with me

We love wheel of time

And lighties love bacon

So spam along with ne

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Hahaha this is soo awesome. We mayyyy even get round to recording/doing spammy covers of some of these ONE DAY, so everyone, come post your Taintified and Spammified song lyrics please!

 

This is the first one I made I think, had to hunt waaay back to December in the 100 000 thread XD

 

To the tune of: House Of The Rising Sun

 

BlackTower Of DragonMount

 

There is a Tow'r on Dragon Mount...

Where Spam abounds in mounds

And it's been like that for a long, long time

And t'will be, s'long the Wheel rounds...

 

My mother wielded saidar

Aes Sedai to Kings and Queens

My father was tainted by saidin

So madness is deep in my genes...

 

Now my friends are just as crazy

We spam from dawn til dark

And dusk till dawn, until we're drawn

Poor sleepy tired husks...

 

We fill the threads up to the brim

We chat, discuss and talk

And wander ‘long the Tower halls

In babble e’er we walk…

 

Go now, tell all members!

'Bout the crazy fun we have here

And mayhap they will join us

To spam in lunacy and cheer...

 

Well it’s one foot in tainty madness

And the other’s not far behind

I’m going now to the hunner'thousand thread

To sing my song again…

 

I’m returning to the Black Tower

Awake the only one

I’m going to spend my days and nights there

Sleep-deprivéd and having fun…

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Awesome!!!

 

(to the tune of row row row your boat)

 

Spam spam spam this thread

Come and spam with me

We love wheel of time

And lighties love bacon

So spam along with ne

 

Hahaha nice one!

 

Awwh I wish I had more points so I could give them out to all of these :P

[Nyanna al'Meara]

This is the first one I made I think, had to hunt waaay Back To December in the 100 000 thread XD

 

There's another song idea

[Niel an' Tyomn]

Taylor Swift

[randomh3r0]

Ok, so I'm not terribly familiar with Taylor Swift, but I'm taking a shot at her song "Love Story" here:

 

We were both in Andor when I first saw you

I close my eyes

And the flashback starts

I'm standing there

In our garden in summer air

See the lights

See the people, the false dragon

I see you make your way through the crowd

And fell over the wall, quite a fall

 

You were Rand al'Thor, you were just a shephard

And Galad said stay away from Elayne

And I was crying on the staircase

Begging Tallanvor "please don't take him"..

 

Rand take me somewhere we can be alone

I'll be waiting for you in the Stone

You'll be the Dragon, I'm already a princess

It's a love story baby just say yes

 

So I sneak out to the garden to see Logain

We keep quiet 'cause you'll be locked up if they knew

So close your eyes

Escape Caemlyn for a little while

 

'Cause you were Rand al'Thor, I will be Aes Sedai

And Gawyn said stay away from Elayne

But you were everything to me

I was begging you please don't go and I said

 

Rand take me somewhere we can be alone

I'll pounce on you in the Stone

You'll be the Dragon and I'm already a princess

It's a love story baby just say yes

 

Rand please save me, I don't like the look of Logain

This love is difficult, especially cause of Egwene

Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess

It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh oh

 

I got tired of waiting

Wondering if you'd be back from Fal Dara

I ended up in Falme

When I saw you kill Ba'alzamon, and I said

 

Rand save me I've been feeling so alone

I chased the black ajah and they almost won

Is this the Seanchan? They don't look familiar

He fell from the sky, clutched his side And said,

 

hold on Elayne, I think Ishamael stabbed me

You're pretty hot, but I'm in agony

I might be the Dragon, maybe just Rand al'Thor

It's a love story, but not till book 4

 

Oh, oh, oh, oh'Cause we were both young when I first saw you

[Nyanna al'Meara]

XD BAAAHAHAAAAA fantastic! *needs to put on that song now and sing this version to it now*

 

Every song becomes that much more awesome when you WoT-ify it!

 

I'm trying to find my take on "When Love Takes Over" by David Guetta, I know I've saved it off somewhere... And working on a Will Young song atm :P

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Hmm can't find it...have to try rewrite it tomorrow :P

In the meantime:

 

To the tune of: Jealousy ~ Will Young

 

Modified title: Taint Got Me

 

I take it all in

All that I can

Channeling too fast

 

So I

Just couldn't

The way that I felt

I started the Fire.

 

Watching you enter the Void

I followed you there

Standing too close

 

It's hurting.

 

I pictured the weaves

Felt th’ dance of death begin

I started the Fire

 

It's burning.

 

And it feels oh so crazy

And it feels like I can't breathe

And I'm on, down on my knees

And it feels like Taint got me.

 

Seeing a light

In the oily shroud

My flaming heart is racing.

And my whole world

Is under attack.

What kinda force am I facing?

 

Is it the One Power I want

Cos it's filling me up

Can I seize more of saidin?

 

I'm tired of restraining.

I'm tired of controlling.

 

And it feels contradictory

And it feels like I can't breathe

And I'm on, down on my knees

And it feels like taint got me (ohh)

 

I'm tired o’ holding on.

 

I'm tired o’ trying to hold in….

 

I don’t know this freedom

Ruling over me…

 

And it feels so conflicting (hey)

And it feels like I can't breathe (I can't breathe)

And I'm down, DOWN on my knees (ohh)

And it feels like Taint Got Me!

[Songstress]

*pops in to give 2 thumbs up...*

 

If I had more points to give for July I'd give some to Random, cuz I love that Cutting Crew song.

[randomh3r0]

*pops in to give 2 thumbs up...*

 

If I had more points to give for July I'd give some to Random, cuz I love that Cutting Crew song.

 

Well, I suppose I'll just have to have something ready to go for August then :)

[Niniel]

Well, I have some left. 5 each to Random, Niel and Nya.

[Reyoru]

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"Don't Stop Believing" - Journey

 

 

Just a small-time Trolloc, livin' in the lonely Blight

It took the midnight Ways goin' anywhere

Just a city gholam, born and raised in a stasis box

It took the midnight Ways goin' anywhere

 

 

A singer in a smokey tavern

A smell of wine and cheap manure

For a stab they can share the night

It goes on and on and on and on

 

 

 

(Chorus)

 

Myrdraal lurking, up and down the boulevard

Their shadows searching in the night

Streetlights shadowspawn, living just to find their prey

Hiding, somewhere in the night.

 

 

Working hard to get my kill,

Every trolloc wants a thrill

Killin' anything to swing the mace,

Just one more time

Some will live, some will try

Some were born to never die

Oh, the Wheel never ends

It goes on and on and on and on

 

 

(Chorus)

 

 

Don't stop bleedin'

Hold on to the feelin'

Streetlights shadowspawn

 

 

Don't stop bleedin'

Hold on

Streetlights shadowspawn

 

 

 

Don't stop bleedin'

Hold on to the feelin'

Streetlights shadowspawn

[Niniel]

"Just a city gholam, born and raised in a stasis box" 5 points to Rey too. (Don´t expect me to remember this thread everyone that want to give it a try but poke me if you find a good one.)

[Reyoru]

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The Fresh-Prince of Caemlyn

 

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute just sit down, chill

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Caemlyn

 

 

In west Andor-elphia born and raised

In the farmyard's where I spent most of my days

Cleaning up, milking, acting all keen

And all shooting some archery outside the village green

When a couple of trollocs who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I met one called Narg and Moiraine got scared

And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Caemlyn

 

 

 

I begged and pleaded with Egwene for her to stay

But she called me a woolhead and came with me on my way

She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my Bela

I put my heron-marked sword on and said I might as be a fella

 

 

First Baerlon, yo this is bad,

Drinking mulled mead out of a half pint glass

Is this what the people of Caemlyn livin' like

Hm this might be alright!

 

I whistled for a boat and when it came near the

License plate said 'Domon' and had cuendillar in the mirror

If anything I could say that this ferry was win

But I thought now forget it, yo home to Caemlyn

 

 

I pulled up to a Whitebridge about seven or eight

And I yelled to Thom Merrilin, yo holmes smell ya later

Groaning at the road ahead, I need to talk to a Finn

To sit on my throne as the prince of Caemlyn

[randomh3r0]

Reyoru, those are two of the funniest things I've read in a long time!

 

Nyanna, very well done yourself!

 

TinaHel, thanks much for the points, hopefully we'll have some great ones to show you!

[flash_fire]

Balefired Semirhage (for Rand and Semirhage)

(Rand)

I let it freeze, my heart,

And as it froze you rose to claim it

It was dark and I was over

Untilyour pulse throbbed hard and you loved me

 

My taint, it's strong

But my legs were far too weak

To stand in your arms

Without Saidin to the band

 

(Semirhage)

But there's no guards for you

That's why you will lose, you will lose

All the things you'll do

They were futile too, futile too

And the moves you make

You will obey me, obey me

 

[Chorus] (Rand)

But I balefired Semirhage

Watched her burn as I choked your face

Well, threads burned while I cried

'Cause I heard him screaming

Out your name (Poor Ilyena!), your name

 

(Rand with Min)

When I lay with you

I could stay there

Close my eyes

Feel you here forever

You and me together

Nothing gets better

 

(From Semirhage)

But there's no guards for you

That's why you will lose, you will lose

All the things you'll do

They were futile too, futile too

And the moves you play

You will obey me, obey me

 

(Rand)

But I balefired Semirhage

Watched her burn as I choked your face

Well, threads burned while I cried

'Cause I heard him screaming

Out your name, your name

 

I balefired Semirhage

And I true powered the flames

Well, it felt something died

'Cause I knew that that was

The last time, The last time

 

Sometimes I climb up Dragon Mount,

That heart you caught must be for veins of gold

Even now when hope's already over

I can't help myself from looking for you

 

I balefired Semirhage

Watched her burn as I choked your face

Well, threads burned while I cried

'Cause I heard him screaming

Out your name, your name

 

I balefired Semirhage

And I True Powered the flames

Well, it felt something died

'Cause I knew that, that was the last time

The last time

 

Let her burn

Let her burn

Let her burn

 

 

 

I was thinking of a sequel called "Say Phaw to Dark Rand"

Chorus:

Saw Phaw to dark Rand

Watched him die as I hid my face

...

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Cool, nice one flash! :D

 

 

I was thinking of a sequel called "Say Phaw to Dark Rand"

Chorus:

Saw Phaw to dark Rand

Watched him die as I hid my face

...

 

:laugh:

[Aiel Heart]

Has Ayla seen this yet? She should post her Tainted Christmas Carols here. (BTW Nyan did you think of the Tainted Toons when you saw this? I did :P )

 

Will have to come back to this when I'm creative

[Songstress]

*pops in to give 2 thumbs up...*

 

If I had more points to give for July I'd give some to Random, cuz I love that Cutting Crew song.

 

Well, I suppose I'll just have to have something ready to go for August then :)

 

Oh look! Suddenly I have more points to give out... And now, 5 points to Random, as promised!

[Niel an' Tyomn]

These ae hysterical!

[John Snow]

I applaud you, one and all. These are amazing and hilarious.

Also, Songstress, I think it's awesome you're giving points for all of these.

[randomh3r0]

XD BAAAHAHAAAAA fantastic! *needs to put on that song now and sing this version to it now*

 

Every song becomes that much more awesome when you WoT-ify it!

 

I'm trying to find my take on "When Love Takes Over" by David Guetta, I know I've saved it off somewhere... And working on a Will Young song atm :P

 

Just wondering if you did indeed end up doing that? Working on a new one now

[flash_fire]

Posted this in Saidin class. Had way too much fun not following instructions and enjoying the assignments. Anyways.

 

Pokemon Theme Song (Channeling: with Flash Ketchum)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuYeHPFR3f0

 

 

I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To channel is my real test

To weave them to my cause

 

I will travel across the land

Weaving Spir' and Fire

Each channeling to understand

The power that's inside

 

(Chorus)

Channeling, (gotta seize the void) inverting weaves

I know it's my destiny

And the taint, oh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Channeling (gotta seize the void), a ward so true

Our Saidin will fight us too

 

You'll teach weave and I'll heal you

Channeling, gotta seize the void (gotta seize the void)

 

Every challenge Taim has gave

With Saidin I will face

I will channel every day

To claim my rightful place

 

Asha'man, the time is right

There's no better team

Asha'man we'll win the fight

It's always been our dream

 

[Chorus]

Repeat and fade: gotta seize the void

[randomh3r0]

Hahahahaha, that's pretty awesome! Still working on more for this!