Exactly 50 Unconventional Uses for a Llama

[Darthe]

This Llamatastic post is a wonderful way for people who love all things Tainty to show that they know the value of our most tainted of colleagues.

 

 

1. Llamatism: The act of being Llama-like, this is especially useful when you need to blend in in a crowd (as seen in the picture above).

 

2. Llama winery: Llama's are the best at making this delectable drink because of the shapes of their feet and other factors. Not only do llama's have the perfect toes to stomp grapes but they also have very acute senses of smell and sight. This, with their furry absorbent external layer which allows for the easy absorption and movement of secreted grape juices, truly give them an edge over others.

 

3. Farmer Llama: Have you ever seen how much grass a goat can eat in a day? Tie one to a tree and you will have a perfectly even bottom border for the tree, just as high as its neck can reach. Now imagine if that goat were a Llama. Yeah, mind = blown, I know.

 

4. Year of the Llama: The Zodiac calender has many creatures representative of the years. Twelve to be exact. Twelve. That number is symbolic all across the world because it is considered "whole" but those of us who are blessed with the Taint^TM know full well that perfection lies in the number 13, such as the upcoming Friday. Who wouldn't want to be born on the year of the Llama?

 

5. Llama Juice: Did you know that Llama juice has a very practical use? Neither did anyone else, but now it does. Their semi-grody saliva is actually a wonderful facial exfolient. Truly, it gets deep into the pores, removing all scum and dirt and replacing it with sweet soft Taint^TM. Wait til you see this on the market.

 

 

Can you give the other 45?

[Ithillian Turambar]

Good start Darthe. You do know that you get points for threads right?

 

5 points for 50 posts

10 points for 100 posts

15 points for 150 posts

 

And points mean levels, and levels mean you can grind Loke into the dirt more easily.

[Niniel]

LMAO! I hope Ayla sees this when she returns.

[dicetosser1]

Who let the bloody llamas out??!!!!

 

Glares at darthe "do you KNOW how long it took to round them up??!!"

[Darthe]

I do indeed. Wasn't I supposed to get an extra five for a well written RP with you? Oh, and is it threads or posts cause if its posts I joined the BT while in my 70's I believe.

[Ithillian Turambar]

If you check the points page you will see I already gave you the extra 5 points.

 

And it's nothing the do with how many Threads you post, its all about getting posts in your Threads.

[Christine]

I got to pet a Llama today. I need to post up the pics.

[Darthe]

Oh yay I sees! Thanks Ithi!

[Darthe]

Someone! List more uses please, this thread can't get going otherwise.

[Songstress]

6. They make an excellent pillow:

 

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Gold, Darthe. Pure gold!! I shall give you 5 points for this.

 

7. Llamajiggadingdong a fearsome sight to behold, this llama ritual for summoning bananas goes back millennia. It is a rich tradition, that has been passed from llama to llama for generations. The wisdom gathered over the centuries result in a meticulous and highly successful performance provides the BT continuously with plenty bananas.

[dicetosser1]

bangs head on a nearby tree

 

 

more bloody llamas!

 

Darthe! how could you encourage nyanna like this? Dont you REALISE!!!??

 

 

blood and bloody ashes! I am NOT picking up the llama poo!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

8. Llamaspad'e - a rather elegant name for the distinguished, intricately-crafted shovel used on ceremonial occasions such as moving about llama manure.

 

9. Llamadoasisayoryoullruetheday - the act of persuading diceto to be a nice gentleman now and BLOODY CLEAN THE LLAMA STABLES ALREADY! OR ELSE!

 

Yes, you may use the llamaspad'e! :P (but just this one since you asked so nicely, next time it's back to using the jar lid)

[Darthe]

Why thank you Nyanna, and I appreciate the contributions=p

[Ithillian Turambar]

You don't have to persuade him Nya, you're his boss now.

 

And there is actually a cafe we drove passed right near the holiday place that is called the LlamaKarmaKafe.

 

Honestly.

 

It has a website for all your llama needs.

 

 

http://www.llamakarmakafe.co.uk/

 

Take tea with a llama!....the home of Lakeland Llama Treks, this quirky and unusual bistro style café offers scrumptious local food and a range of gifts and crafts.

 

Our varied food selection includes:

 

Paninis, Baguettes, speciality teas and coffees, gooey cakes, homemade scones and ice cream along with home made soups, a wide range of hot snacks, and fresh salads. Vegetarian and gluten free options are also available and a homemade 'Special dish of the day'. 

 

A glass viewing window ensures you get a good view of your favourite llama whilst you enjoy a truly memorable eating experience.

[Lenlo]

I am never going anywhere near that Cafe. I prefer to spend my time listening to Queen and posting pictures associated with their songs.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

must...go...there... *adds to list of Teh Ultimate Nya Travel Locations* :D

[Darthe]

10. Lla Llama del aguas: This mythical creature lives in the Southern Pacific ocean. It regularly feeds on the trash that ends in the waters and also likes to eat pirates. This brutal combination makes it both environmentally friendly and lethal. Though most believe this majestic beast to be a myth like el chupacabra, eye witness reports show that it is both real and fantastic.

 

This is the best image that anyone has managed to find of said DelLlama:

 

[Darthe]

11. The Wheel of Llama: Now, most are aware at this point that portal stones bring people to alternate planes or dimensions. This is a wonderful conceptualization of the Wheel, but the issue involved is that most assume that there is only one wheel and that it is held by the Great Serpent. This, however is not true. There are other Wheels being held by other creatures. The wheel that we live in, called the Wheel of Llama, is of course represented by a rather large Llama of infinity. This is fascinating because it reveals the true reason that tainty people are pulled to love Llamas. You see, nothing is by chance. Welcome to the Wheel of Llama.

[WildTaltos]

12. Llama Intimidator - send this llama over to someone who ticked you off and you are guaranteed to never be bothered by them again hahahaha!

 

[Songstress]

Eep! Good one O_o

[Darthe]

I am actually a bit frightened by that. I like you.

[Ironeyes]

Llama Supersoldier: As those of us at 17th Shard know, "llama" is really a code term for an allomancer who eats donuts. Therefore, give a llama a donut with pewter and steel in it and watch it destroy those pesky Seanchan!

[WildTaltos]

14. (I think) Llama Property Guard - 75% more effective than a guard dog, and 90% more effective than a typical security guard, the Llama Property Guard is perfect for chasing away burglers on any property(so long as it has ample grass!). And watch for the new anti-Gholam Llama property guard, specially designed to combat and overwhelm Gholams (I am still trying to make this work, but when I do, I am in the money I tell you!)

 

[Niniel]

15. You know he means something else when he starts the sentence "lla´ma..."

 

"lla´ma help you with that" = he thinks you are doing it wrong

"lla´ma think about it" = no

"lla´ma get back to you" = He won´t call!