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#1 Darthe

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 07:24 AM

This Llamatastic post is a wonderful way for people who love all things Tainty to show that they know the value of our most tainted of colleagues.

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1. Llamatism: The act of being Llama-like, this is especially useful when you need to blend in in a crowd (as seen in the picture above).

2. Llama winery: Llama's are the best at making this delectable drink because of the shapes of their feet and other factors. Not only do llama's have the perfect toes to stomp grapes but they also have very acute senses of smell and sight. This, with their furry absorbent external layer which allows for the easy absorption and movement of secreted grape juices, truly give them an edge over others.

3. Farmer Llama: Have you ever seen how much grass a goat can eat in a day? Tie one to a tree and you will have a perfectly even bottom border for the tree, just as high as its neck can reach. Now imagine if that goat were a Llama. Yeah, mind = blown, I know.

4. Year of the Llama: The Zodiac calender has many creatures representative of the years. Twelve to be exact. Twelve. That number is symbolic all across the world because it is considered "whole" but those of us who are blessed with the TaintTM know full well that perfection lies in the number 13, such as the upcoming Friday. Who wouldn't want to be born on the year of the Llama?

5. Llama Juice: Did you know that Llama juice has a very practical use? Neither did anyone else, but now it does. Their semi-grody saliva is actually a wonderful facial exfolient. Truly, it gets deep into the pores, removing all scum and dirt and replacing it with sweet soft TaintTM. Wait til you see this on the market.


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#2 Ithillian

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 10:31 AM

Good start Darthe. You do know that you get points for threads right?

5 points for 50 posts
10 points for 100 posts
15 points for 150 posts

And points mean levels, and levels mean you can grind Loke into the dirt more easily.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 10:33 AM

LMAO! I hope Ayla sees this when she returns.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 12:19 PM

Who let the bloody llamas out??!!!!

Glares at darthe "do you KNOW how long it took to round them up??!!"
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#5 Darthe

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 12:43 PM

I do indeed. Wasn't I supposed to get an extra five for a well written RP with you? Oh, and is it threads or posts cause if its posts I joined the BT while in my 70's I believe.


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#6 Ithillian

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 12:48 PM

If you check the points page you will see I already gave you the extra 5 points.

And it's nothing the do with how many Threads you post, its all about getting posts in your Threads.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 12:52 PM

I got to pet a Llama today. I need to post up the pics.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 01:47 PM

Oh yay I sees! Thanks Ithi!


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 06:01 PM

Someone! List more uses please, this thread can't get going otherwise.


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 08:13 PM

6. They make an excellent pillow:

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 09:41 PM

Gold, Darthe. Pure gold!! :biggrin: I shall give you 5 points for this.

7. Llamajiggadingdong a fearsome sight to behold, this llama ritual for summoning bananas goes back millennia. It is a rich tradition, that has been passed from llama to llama for generations. The wisdom gathered over the centuries result in a meticulous and highly successful performance provides the BT continuously with plenty bananas.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 01:18 AM

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more bloody llamas!

Darthe! how could you encourage nyanna like this? Dont you REALISE!!!??


blood and bloody ashes! I am NOT picking up the llama poo!
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Posted 11 April 2012 - 02:46 AM

8. Llamaspad'e - a rather elegant name for the distinguished, intricately-crafted shovel used on ceremonial occasions such as moving about llama manure.

9. Llamadoasisayoryoullruetheday - the act of persuading diceto to be a nice gentleman now and BLOODY CLEAN THE LLAMA STABLES ALREADY! OR ELSE! :tongue:

Yes, you may use the llamaspad'e! :P (but just this one since you asked so nicely, next time it's back to using the jar lid)

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 04:45 AM

Why thank you Nyanna, and I appreciate the contributions=p


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Posted 11 April 2012 - 04:54 AM

You don't have to persuade him Nya, you're his boss now.

And there is actually a cafe we drove passed right near the holiday place that is called the LlamaKarmaKafe.

Honestly.

It has a website for all your llama needs.


http://www.llamakarmakafe.co.uk/

Take tea with a llama!....the home of Lakeland Llama Treks, this quirky and unusual bistro style café offers scrumptious local food and a range of gifts and crafts.

Our varied food selection includes:

Paninis, Baguettes, speciality teas and coffees, gooey cakes, homemade scones and ice cream along with home made soups, a wide range of hot snacks, and fresh salads. Vegetarian and gluten free options are also available and a homemade 'Special dish of the day'. 

A glass viewing window ensures you get a good view of your favourite llama whilst you enjoy a truly memorable eating experience.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 05:28 AM

I am never going anywhere near that Cafe. I prefer to spend my time listening to Queen and posting pictures associated with their songs.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 06:09 AM

:ohmy: must...go...there... *adds to list of Teh Ultimate Nya Travel Locations* :D

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 11:28 AM

10. Lla Llama del aguas: This mythical creature lives in the Southern Pacific ocean. It regularly feeds on the trash that ends in the waters and also likes to eat pirates. This brutal combination makes it both environmentally friendly and lethal. Though most believe this majestic beast to be a myth like el chupacabra, eye witness reports show that it is both real and fantastic.

This is the best image that anyone has managed to find of said DelLlama:

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 06:58 AM

11. The Wheel of Llama: Now, most are aware at this point that portal stones bring people to alternate planes or dimensions. This is a wonderful conceptualization of the Wheel, but the issue involved is that most assume that there is only one wheel and that it is held by the Great Serpent. This, however is not true. There are other Wheels being held by other creatures. The wheel that we live in, called the Wheel of Llama, is of course represented by a rather large Llama of infinity. This is fascinating because it reveals the true reason that tainty people are pulled to love Llamas. You see, nothing is by chance. Welcome to the Wheel of Llama.

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 12:22 PM

12. Llama Intimidator - send this llama over to someone who ticked you off and you are guaranteed to never be bothered by them again hahahaha!

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