Fortune Cookies

[Ryrin]

You will be hungry soon. Order takeout now.

 

You need to lose 10 pounds.

 

That wasn't chicken.

[U4ea]

I was going to give you a fortune, but then I saw you.

 

Your girlfriend is pregnant. Run, dude.

[Wren of the Brown]

Some assembly required.

[Naked~Frog]

"Someone is hacking your Facebook."

[U4ea]

I'm not telling you because I don't want you to leak it on facebook.

[Naked~Frog]

Haha! I love it!

 

"Stop tweeting about your meal, it's socially unhealthy."

[U4ea]

"Umm... what he said."

[Wren of the Brown]

"Because that's what she said."

[Naked~Frog]

What about insulting cookies?

 

"If I had a dog with a face like yours, I would shave his rump and teach him to walk backwards!"

[U4ea]

*laughs* ouch!