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#1 Hiarthbeorn

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 10:00 PM

So maybe my last game idea fell flat on its face and I promise I'll stop up if this one fails.

What are some fortune cookie fortunes you'd like to see, hate to get, or love to give? For me, I like the idea of direct communication between a shadowy figure and the recipient.

- "What's the last thing you remember before you died?"

- "There is poison in your food."

- "We have a driver waiting for you outside."

- "Someone will try to follow you home tonight."

- "Powerful people are after you."

- "Don't sleep with her, she's trying to kill you."

- "This isn't your real family."

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#2 Aiel Heart

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 10:03 PM

*Wonders if it's her fault that there's creeping murderers in Hiarth's fortunes*

Too tired to be creative. Will edit this post to hold creativity tomorrow*

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#3 Hiarthbeorn

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 10:07 PM

- "I know this will be hard to deal with but you are the Chosen One."

Edited by Hiarthbeorn, 08 April 2012 - 10:35 PM.

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#4 U4ea

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 11:47 AM

LMAO I love this idea. I kept trying to put together a response to the Worst Case Scenario one and I keep coming up short. Sorry about that!


For this, though, I'm going to steal the first from the Big Bang Theory:

"Help, I'm a prisoner in a fortune cookie factory."


Others:
"I told you not to eat the chicken."

"Tip the waitress. She has ways of finding you..."

"Don't look now, but they're swiping your card twice."

"You will get a call in 5...4...3...2..."

"I know what you did last night."

"Does your wife know?"

"Check your tires before you leave. Trust me."

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#5 Hiarthbeorn

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 08:02 PM

"At your request, we have poisoned your guest's meal."

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#6 Moon Sedai

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 09:36 PM

"You will be dead in Seven Days."
or

"______"

or my personal favorite,
"Help me! I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory!'

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#7 U4ea

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 11:36 AM

"You are here. X"

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#8 Hiarthbeorn

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 12:23 PM

"The world is a burning house."

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#9 U4ea

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 11:13 AM

I've seen you here before.

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#10 Hiarthbeorn

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:01 PM

"You have one day left before it begins."

Edited by Hiarthbeorn, 11 April 2012 - 08:02 PM.

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 10:20 AM

"Is it too late to tell you about the chicken?"

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 05:12 PM

"How unfortunate."

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 11:49 AM

"Do you really believe this stuff?"

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 12:16 PM

If cookie is broken this fortune is void.

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 01:20 PM

"Remarks about exotic meats are made in bad taste."

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 05:57 PM

A can of worms won't open itself.

No one will ever love you.

The home movie you made in college will cost you your career.

You will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 08:41 AM

Don't take the left turn in Albuquerque.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 08:34 PM

My sister got a fortune recently that said "Behind an able man there are always." :P

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 06:28 PM

I used to save the good ones in my wallet but the only one I remember was

"What? You wanted a fortune? Even cookies need a vacation!"

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 09:56 PM

That's awesome :D

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