Nae Haiku

[Gabriel Kross]

Nae is the Great Lord.

She is the master of points.

Bow to the master!

[Naeann]

Lol great job!! 100 points.

[Gabriel Kross]

YAY! THANKIES!

[LilyElizabeth]

I like that one!

[Gabriel Kross]

*Is dubbed the Haiku master*

[Alaksuleiel]

Stop dubbing yourself

[Gabriel Kross]

To dub oneself is to deem oneself to be worthy of judgement!

[cosmicpanda]

Now see she who rules:

Abandon all hope, lightfuls;

Enter here, and weep.

 

An acrostic haiku with a Dante reference. If EP's was worth 100, what's that worth?

[ed2funy]

300, but the Master of Points is misguided and does not recognize your talent, good sirrah.

[Gabriel Kross]

I do like the Danta reference CP I just picked up the first part of the divine comedy at an airport

[Gabriel Kross]

dante*

[Naeann]

300 of Eddys points to Pandy. Misguide that. ;)

[Gabriel Kross]

oooooh it do seem that ed be the one misguided

[cosmicpanda]

300 of Eddys points to Pandy. Misguide that. ;)

 

I might get my old mountain of points back at this rate

[ed2funy]

*doesn't know an Eddy*

 

^.^

[Gabriel Kross]

your name is now eddy i was decreed somewhere or something, didn't you get the memo?

[cosmicpanda]

 

*attempts to parse EP's sentence*

 

 

your name is now eddy i was decreed somewhere or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

'your' - possessive adjective

'name' - noun

'is' - verb; third person singular conjugation of 'to be', simple present tense

'now' - adverb

'eddy' - proper noun, without a capital letter

'i' - first person pronoun

'was' - verb, first person singular conjugation of 'to be', past tense

'decreed' - verb, past tense

'somewhere' - adverb

'or something' - meh

, - signals dependent clause

'didn't you' - contraction of 'did you not'

'you' - second person pronoun

'get' - verb, meaning 'receive'

'the' - definite article

'memo' - noun.

 

 

Hmm. Since that doesn't help, some attempts to punctuate the sentence and make sense of it follow:

 

1) Your name is now Eddy. I was decreed somewhere or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

2) Your name is now "Eddy I was decreed somewhere or something", didn't you get the memo?

 

3) Your name is now "Eddy I was decreed somewhere", or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

4) Your name is "Now eddy I was decreed somewhere or something", didn't you get the memo?

 

5) Your name is "Now eddy I was decreed somewhere", or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

 

Since the first makes little sense, I think that, logically, it must be one of the latter four. I don't think either of those names work; I prefer 'Ed'.

[Gabriel Kross]

the i is supposed to be it

[cosmicpanda]

*sigh*

 

Have you learned nothing, young apprentice?

[Gabriel Kross]

LEARN? ME? Unless your name is Lily or Eli I stab that's what I was taught... >.>

[cosmicpanda]

Use more commas.

[Gabriel Kross]

but I don't want to be in a coma comas are booooooring

[cosmicpanda]

Sometimes, I could wish that you were in a coma.

[Gabriel Kross]

Don't hate! I likez to have teh funneh!

[cosmicpanda]

I only pick on you because you make it easy