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#41 Ryrin

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:36 AM

Creative taxidermy is a trade which has fascinated me but I wouldn't be able to preserve a pet. companion animals are too much like friends to leave stuffed on your wall. I almost took an apprenticeship once and er... Maybe I should stop.


I love my animals. I couldn't have them stuffed anymore than I could have my........

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#42 U4ea

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:27 PM

"I'm Team Edward. You're not Team Jacob, are you? I couldn't date someone who preferred the furries..."

Please note, this Is bad enough from a teenaged girl, but from a guy in his thirties... *shudders*

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#43 Naked~Frog

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 07:05 PM

"I like Edward AND Jacob. I'm so glad that mainstream media has finally accepted bestiality and necrophilia."

-shudders-

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#44 U4ea

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 08:23 PM

LOL

Can we just skip straight to the make-out at the end? I'm on a bit of a schedule and you're talking quite a bit...

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#45 Naked~Frog

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 09:01 PM

"Maybe you should have worn some more make up..."

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 11:01 PM

"Or a paper bag."

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 03:46 AM

I swear my mom double booked date night. Number two starts in ten minutes. Can I call you tomorrow?

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 07:38 AM

Lol :-O

"Does this rag smell like cloroform to you?"

"Wow, that's really interesting. But enough about you. Seriously."

"I'm sorry about my choppy moustache. Can you teach me how you shave yours?"

"Would you like to come to the Family Reunion? You can meet my Mom, Aunt, Cousin, Sister. She's really a great gal."

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 02:50 PM

Lol :-O

"Does this rag smell like cloroform to you?"

"Wow, that's really interesting. But enough about you. Seriously."

"I'm sorry about my choppy moustache. Can you teach me how you shave yours?"

"Would you like to come to the Family Reunion? You can meet my Mom, Aunt, Cousin, Sister. She's really a great gal."


THREAD WINNAH

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 03:13 PM

What's wrong with all of those??? I've totally been using them and they work like a charm, especially the cloroform pick up line!!
Pun intended xP

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#51 Naked~Frog

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 04:00 PM

"Romance aside, are you the type of woman who would be willing to shave my back?"

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 04:12 PM

I actually like Bad Puns.

A cunning linguist once offered the sage advice: "Keep your mind out of the guttural, the results could be plosive."

Were I ever approached with that caliber of Bad Pun, I'm certain we would click. Like an aspirated bilabial, baby.

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#53 Ryrin

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 09:46 PM


Lol :-O

"Does this rag smell like cloroform to you?"

"Wow, that's really interesting. But enough about you. Seriously."

"I'm sorry about my choppy moustache. Can you teach me how you shave yours?"

"Would you like to come to the Family Reunion? You can meet my Mom, Aunt, Cousin, Sister. She's really a great gal."


THREAD WINNAH


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"Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!"

"My mom won't be home for hours..."

"You're hotter than my daughter."

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 10:18 PM

"You're hotter than my daughter."


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#55 U4ea

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 05:04 PM

Lmao

"...but I bet you and my daughter would be bff's in no time. Want to text her?"

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#56 Ryrin

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 06:09 PM

Lmao

"...but I bet you and my daughter would be bff's in no time. Want to text her?"


:-O Lol.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 03:33 PM

"Hope you don't mind that I brought all of my kids with. Hey everyone, say hello to your new mommy!"

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 09:12 PM

"Hope you don't mind that I brought all of my kids with. Hey everyone, say hello to your new mommy!"


ROTFL!!!

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 08:44 PM

"So, since you're not bound and gagged like my last date, I suppose I have to talk to you. What're you like?"

"Wow, you're nothing like I thought you were. I mean, the pictures I took of you from the tree behind your house say nothing about your personality!"

"Would you wear a furry costume tonight?"

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 09:11 PM

"Do you roleplay? Would you be opposed to, say, a love affair between Spock and Wonder Woman? I'll wear the cape..."

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