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#1 kinggeorge

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 10:57 AM

I was just amusing myself by thinking about self help books being written by the forsaken or any other W.O.T. character so i am looking for any funny suggestions.
I will start it off with

"How to win friend and influence people" by Kamarile Maradim Nindar (Graendal)

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 02:14 PM

Greys Anatomy by Semirhage (the book not the terrible TV program)
The Art of War by Sammael (or Demandred)
The Power of Your Subconscious Mind by Ishamael
Five Simple Steps to Emotional Healing by Graendal
Gene Cloning and DNA Analysis: An Introduction by Aginor
A Journey by Rahvin
I am the Music Man by Asmodean (not a self help book but hey!!)
Lawyers Uncovered: Everything You Always Wanted to Know, But Didn't Want to Pay £500 an Hour to Find Out by Be'lal
Sundragoon - I think at the end of the day mat and perrin are going to back rand up and its just going to be resist this tarveren swirl b**ches J

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 03:03 PM

Ultimate Guide to Trout Fishing by Moiraine Damodred

How to Train Your Man: The Puppy Years by Zarine Bashere

How to Train Your Men: Advanced Motivational Physical Exercises by Myrelle Berengari

A Revised Dictionary of the Westlands: All the Words and Expressions that are Strangely Missing in the Official One by Mat Cauthon and Siuan Sanche



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Posted 03 February 2012 - 03:19 PM

Ultimate Guide to Trout Fishing by Moiraine Damodred

How to Train Your Man: The Puppy Years by Zarine Bashere

How to Train Your Men: Advanced Motivational Physical Exercises by Myrelle Berengari

A Revised Dictionary of the Westlands: All the Words and Expressions that are Strangely Missing in the Official One by Mat Cauthon and Siuan Sanche


Ah, wicked forsaken! But Zarine and Mat can't even channel???

"Teach your kids right - mutual respect and empowerment as foundation for a healthy parent-child relationship" by Mesaana

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 03:43 PM

Well it said "or any WoT character" :smile:. Several of the Forsaken are kind of two-dimensional, but I'm sure I'll think of some of them too. There's some _very_ obvious themes with them, but they need to be worded right to be funny, and uhm, they might not be PG-13 to put it that way :laugh:.



#6 kinggeorge

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 05:43 PM

Chicken Soup for the Soul" by Elan Morin Tedronai (Ishamael)
he was a philosopher and theologan

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 06:36 PM

"Pleasures of the Mind: A study guide " by Kamarile Maradim Nindar (Graendal)
And with hope gone, flickering on the edge of consciousness like a guttering candle flame, she did something she had never done before in her life. She surrendered completely.

Saidar flowed into her, filled her.

(Mashiara, A Crown of Swords )

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 09:01 PM

"How to Catch, and Keep, Your Man" by Mierin Eronaile (Lanfear)

"Nihilism for Dummies" by by Elan Morin Tedronai
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Posted 04 February 2012 - 11:18 PM

"Second place is the first loser: On motivation and competition" by Demandred

"Stealthmode: A guide to blending into your surroundings" by Demandred

"Beginner's guide to esthetics" by Balthamel

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 12:46 AM

"why underetsimating children is a bad idea" by moghedian

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 03:11 AM

"Risk Assessment, Aversion and Amelioration - the basics explained" - by Elayne Trakand

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 03:45 AM

The sword and the sheath (how to train you warder) by Myrelle Berengari.

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:49 AM

Dream Your Way to a Slimmer Waist - by Corianin Nedeal

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 03:49 PM

"THE ONE POWER AND IT'S SHADIER USES " by balthamel/aran'gar/halima

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 06:05 PM

"Art of Attracting Women" by Ared Mosinel (Rahvin)
Don't blink.
Blink and you're dead.
Don't turn your back.
And don't blink.

#16 kinggeorge

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 07:00 PM

"He is just not that into you" i dont know who in wot would write it but some got to give copies to Lanfear and Berelain

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 10:28 PM

"So, you think you might be crazy." by The Dragon Reborn (Rand al'Thor)

"The Color of Iron: a beginners guide to Falconry." by Perrin t'Bashere Aybara

"A Pinch and a Giggle: a collection of the forgotten dances of the Third Age" by The Prince of Ravens (Matrim Cauthon)

"A Cup of Tea: how to become as calm, cool, collected, and utterly reasonable as I am." by el'Nyneave ti Almeara Mandragoran

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 10:29 PM

Atlas Shrugged ~ Lews Therin Telamon
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe ~ Elayne Trakand

EDIT- spelling is for sucks

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 12:22 PM

Confessions of a Sociopath Social Climber- Kamarile Maradim Nindar/Graendal
The Purpose Driven Life- Moiraine Damodred
The Secret of Letting Go- Elan Morin Tedronai/Ishamael (I suppose Graendal could write this also)

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 08:26 PM

Finding Your Inner Self by Demandred
“Come against me, if you dare! I am the storm! Come if you dare, Shai'tan! I am the Dragon Reborn!”
—Rand al'Thor (The Path of Daggers, Chapter 24)