Professor Snape's Potion Class

[Ithillian Turambar]

 

 

*Please read this in a Snape stylee - preferably without moving your jaw or lips*

 

Hmmmmmmmmm, so you want to join my Potion Class do you? You look a little muggle-like to me, but as you are here I will see exactly what you are capable of. You should know however, I do not expect many of you to succeed. Only those with true talent can understand the complexities of Potion Making.

 

Very well, in this Class you will collect and assemble your Potion's Ingredients. You will then test your potion upon yourself and deal with the effects. If you wish to negate the effects at any time, you may request the antidote ... the antidote is not guaranteed however.

 

Should you wish to continue, please read the Health & Safety Disclaimer below and add your name to the Class Register. Then take a seat and await further instructions.

 

 

If you are not a Member of the WT you can still take part in the Class - please just indicate whether you are or not when you sign the register so my assistant can send you the appropriate instructions. The non-member intructions do not require access to the WT's Private Boards and are just as much fun. The end result will be exactly the same

 

 

[Reyoru]

*Signs the register*

[Ithillian Turambar]

Excellent! Our first victim student. You will receive your instructions via PM shortly. Please read it carefully.

 

:spooky:

[Ithillian Turambar]

Reyoru

 

Congratulations Reyoru. You have created a Monster Potion. As agreed in Thread you must now sample your Potion and deal with it's effects until you can convince someone to decipher and post the antidote for you.

 

For the foreseeable future however you must wear the below siggy.

 

[Lessa Nikia]

*signs up*

[Ithillian Turambar]

Welcome Lessa - you will receive your PM shortly.

 

[Reyoru]

I've had quite enough of you Lessa! And you too Ithillian. Devil take you all.

[Tynaal Consen]

*signs up*

[Reyoru]

Tynaal always following me around. Why do you torment me thus?

[Ithillian Turambar]

Welcome Tynaal - you will receive a PM shortly.

 

Shut up Rey!

[Reyoru]

Shut up Rey!

 

Don't make me get even angrier than I already am woman.

[Ithillian Turambar]

 

Congratulations Tynaal. You have created a Shrinking Potion. As agreed in Thread you must now sample your Potion and deal with it's effects until you can convince someone to decipher and post the antidote for you.

 

For the foreseeable future however you must wear the below siggy.

 

[Reyoru]

Alan Rickman, your incessant clapping makes me want to grab you by the throat and disembowel you with a rusty spoon.

[Daruya]

*signs the register with some trepidition*

[Ithillian Turambar]

But why a spoon Rey?

 

Welcome to the Class Dar - your instruction PM is on its way.

[Reyoru]

You dare to challenge my methods! NOW I'M LIVID!!!

[Turin Turambar]

Signs on the dotted line.

[Sakaea]

Signs the roster

[Ithillian Turambar]

Welcome Turin and Kae - your instruction PMs will be with you shortly.

[Ledinna Sedai]

*runs to sign up*

[Crimson_Ayla]

*scrawls her name in giant, spooky letters*

[Ithillian Turambar]

 

Congratulations Turin. You have created a Rhyming Potion. As agreed in Thread you must now sample your Potion and deal with it's effects until you can convince someone to decipher and post the antidote for you.

 

For the foreseeable future however you must wear the below siggy.

 

[The Screaming Banshee]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNAPE.

 

 

*signs ledger*

[Turin Turambar]

someone please help me with this terrible affliction,

 

I cannot rhyme while using proper pronounciation.

[Reyoru]

SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THESE IDIOTS!

 

AND FROM THIS ABSURD RAGE!